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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr
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(dramatic music plays) . Episode 77:
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A Clear First Step.
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"Get out of my way, you
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oaf. Why aren't you guarding the south wall?"
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Orion practically marched down Merchant Avenue, stabbing the stones with his
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feet, his personal guard rushing to keep up.
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Orion had just run into a group of knights who were blocking Orion's way.
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The knight was going to respond, but as he saw who it was, he looked
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confused.
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"Apologies, Guildmaster."
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He and his fellow knights got out of the way, looking quizzically at the
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Guildmaster, whom everyone considered dumb, jovial and harmless,
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but who had just called one of them an oaf.
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Orion liked to think he always kept control of his emotions, but Vesper's
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report shook him. Orion had spent years cultivating a reputation in
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Ness as harmless, and a relationship with Larsen that provided
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Orion with influence while managing all the
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pieces that would eventually lead to him being the unquestioned
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leader of the city.
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But the role he created for that long-range plan was no longer relevant.
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Larsen and the thieves had taken care of that.
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Thus, Orion could no longer afford to be the kind, harmless Guildmaster.
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He had to be the firm and decisive Guildmaster who would save the city from the
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traitorous thieves and the traitorous merchant Guildmaster.
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His initial plan was to leverage Larsen to at least get things under
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control. He would have Larsen reverse the clearing of the Lower Quarter.
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They would welcome back the Harvest Guild members, release those in prison, and
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compensate the families who lost their homes.
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The second part of the plan was to invade the Wretched Quarter and clear out the
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thieves. Orion had wanted to do that for years, but he knew it
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was mostly wishful thinking. But now, it was not only a wish, it
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was a necessity. They had to have the knights establish control over the
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wall and the streets, and they would have to destroy any leadership the
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thieves had. Having Larsen initially take part would make that easier.
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They had no hope of attacking the thieves until the Harvest Guild members were happy,
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or at least no longer threatening civil war, which was why Orion was
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marching down Merchant Avenue toward the Merchant Guild Tower for a meeting
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with Larsen.
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As he expected, the tower was under intense security.
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The front doors were closed and merchant guards were everywhere.
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Orion ignored them and went right up to the senior guard near the doors.
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"I'm here to meet with your Guildmaster."
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The guard seemed unimpressed by Orion, and was about to reply when Orion
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added, "I don't have time for any objections.
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If you are about to do so, I highly recommend you rethink your answer."
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Orion stared at the guard, who appeared shocked at the friendly and quiet
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Orion speaking in such a decisive voice.
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"Um, I will need to ask approval, sir."
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Orion put his hands behind his back. "Make it quick."
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The guard disappeared behind a group of other guards and presumably left via a
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smaller entrance that was more convenient and less vulnerable to a direct
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attack.
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While he waited, Orion stood still, staring at the door.
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His escort of three heavily-armed guards stood arrayed behind him.
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Orion was well known, and his silent vigil drew plenty of attention.
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Merchant Guild guards wandered to see why the craft Guildmaster was standing at the base of
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Merchant Tower.
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The intense look on his face kept any from asking questions, however.
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Minutes later, the guard returned. He was respectful, but blunt as
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he stopped in front of Orion and said...
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"I apologize, Guildmaster. Guildmaster Larsen is occupied with an important matter and
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requests if he can see you another time."
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"No."
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The guard did a double-take as Orion said nothing else.
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Clearing his throat, the guard shifted on his feet.
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"No?"
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"Was it a request?" Orion frowned.
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"Excuse me, Guildmaster?"
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"You said Larsen requested if I could see him another time.
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That would seem to indicate that he would thus be willing to see me, as he made his reply
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as a request. I replied, 'No.'
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So, take me to him."
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The guard looked around, but none of the other guards were willing to back him up in the
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conversation.
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"Sir, we are under heightened security."
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Orion turned to the closest merchant guard to the one who was speaking to him.
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"Did you hear his words?"
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"Sir?"
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"Is every merchant guard this stupid?
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I asked if you heard this young man state that your Guildmaster requested another time,
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and I replied, 'Not.'"
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The guard looked at the senior guard, who gave a slight shrug.
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"Yes, sir. I heard your conversation."
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"Then you will understand if I have my men kill this guard for
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insubordination and not listening to the desires of your Guildmaster, and you will
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then take me to Guildmaster Larsen, correct?"
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Before the new guard could say anything, the senior guard held up his hands.
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"Guildmaster, there is no need for violence. You are a friend of the guild.
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I perhaps didn't communicate your urgency well enough to Guildmaster Larsen.
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I will escort you myself."
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Orion nodded. "Wise choice."
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And with occasional sideways glances, the captain of the gate took
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Orion to see Larsen. Larsen answered the door to his office himself.
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"Orion, what a pleasant surprise. Come in."
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Orion held up his hand to his guards and entered Larsen's office alone.
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"This is not a friendly visit, Larsen,"
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Orion replied. He used his normal voice, a voice he doubted that
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Larsen had ever heard.
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"Is there a problem, old friend?" Larsen placed a palm on Orion's back
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and walked him over to his couch, their normal meeting location.
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As Larsen sat down, Orion remained standing.
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"Your idiotic plan is over, Larsen." Orion's words and commanding
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tone left Larsen in shock, who sat in his chair with his jaw dropped
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open. "Do you realize how bad things are?
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Do you?"
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Orion started to pace, ignoring Larsen's replies, if he had even made
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any. "The Harvest Guild will eventually attack and overwhelm you."
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Larsen's face turned red, but he remained seated.
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With a measured but strained voice, he replied.
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"Orion, sit down. What has gotten into you?
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You have no idea what's going on, you've been too busy wandering around Founders Park and sitting in your
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tower."
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The idiot still believes my charade, Orion thought.
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He didn't answer, but stood still, staring at Larsen.
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Orion's behavior rattled Larsen, whose normal response to being crossed was
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to fly into a rage.
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"There is no risk from the Harvest Guild.
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Their members from the Lower Quarter are being relocated to the streets of the Wretched Quarter.
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Trader's Bridge is under close watch, and Sax has the wall, the rivers, and the Night
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Watch secure.
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What do you think Polo is going to do, fly to us?"
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"Listen, Larsen, your overconfidence has finally become your
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undoing. If Polo wanted to, he could simply swarm over Trader's
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Bridge. Have you forgotten that his guild is the largest by far?
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Do you have any idea how many people live around the outer fields?
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How many are in the mines?"
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Orion leaned close to Larsen, and with a sneer added, "They
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will overwhelm you. It is only a matter of time."
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Frowning, Larsen replied.
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"Your fear betrays you. What has happened, old friend?
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Do you not realize how well things have gone?
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The Lower Quarter is practically cleared.
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We will be seen as saviors when we invite them back with the explanation of Polo's
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'betrayal.'"
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Orion clenched his teeth. "I am not your old friend, you fool.
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I've sat here watching your pathetic machinations do nothing more than alienate the city,
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but now you've gone too far. Do you realize what is across the river?"
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Larsen took time answering, the shock of the Orion he thought he knew
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transforming into the cold and angry man in front of him, seemingly too
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much for him to grasp. Waving a hand, he finally muttered.
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"There is nothing across the river but the Wretched Quarter and the Ash Fields.
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Why does this matter?"
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With Orion towering over him, Larsen finally stood up.
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Good, his temper is rising. He finally understands I'm not who he
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thinks I am. "Wrong. There is resistance in the Wretched Quarter.
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They are armed and organized. Your assumptions of the Harvest Guild are not
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only stupid, but they ignore the threat from across the river.
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Can you imagine if these forces rally the Harvest Guild
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members to attack across the great bridge?
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You will rush to defend yourself, and then Polo will overwhelm you from the Harvest
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District."
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"What has gotten into you?"
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Larsen grabbed Orion's arm, but Orion shrugged it off.
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"What force could possibly be arrayed in the Wretched Quarter? It is dangerous and wild.
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Who has filled your mind with these thoughts?
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This is so unlike you."
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Crossing his arms, Orion replied with a steady but commanding voice.
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"They are the thieves, Larsen. They have raided our warehouses and silos for
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centuries. It is now clear that they have been organized.
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The thieves will attack from the Wretched Quarter with the help of the Harvest Guild members your
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idiot plan drove into their arms while
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Polo awaits to deal the death blow."
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Larsen went to speak, but Orion held out his hand. "No.
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Listen to me, you fool.
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You will send your guards out to bring the Harvest Guild members back.
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You will release the old families, promising them reparations.
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Once you have resettled the Harvest Guild, we will clear the Wretched Quarter."
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As Orion spoke, a smile formed on Larsen's face, which
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irked Orion to no end.
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"Thieves? My friend, you have hated thieves your whole life.
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I see now what has happened. Your mania for destroying the thieves has clouded your mind.
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You were looking for some kind of excuse to clear the Wretched Quarter.
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We even discussed this,
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this recently."
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Orion shook his head, but Larsen laughed.
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"It all makes sense now. Listen, Orion, leave it all to me.
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We have broken the back of the Harvest Guild, let us destroy Polo, and then I'll work with Sax to send
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some forces into the Wretched Quarter."
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Orion closed his eyes and took a breath. Larsen was a lost cause.
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He could never see the flaws in his own plans. His ego was too big.
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It was time for a new plan, and the first part of this new plan was to
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lull Larsen into complacency.
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Reversing course, Orion clasped Larsen's arm.
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"You have given me much to think about, Larsen."
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The smile that spread across Larsen's face filled the room.
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"Of course, old friend. Think about us sharing the rule of Ness with Polo out of the way."
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Patting Orion on the back, he added. "We will clear the Wretched Quarter.
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I understand your concern, the time just isn't right."
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Larsen gently pushed Orion on the back.
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He feels he has won, and is moving me to the door.
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Orion had to suppress a laugh. Having Larsen feel he had won
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was what he wanted at that point.
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Orion started toward the door. "Thank you again, Larsen.
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You were right, of course. I let my hatred of the thieves get the best of me."
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"It is understandable. They are a blight on the city.
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But for now, just secure yourself in your tower.
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I have things under control."
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With a handshake and a few more words, Orion left Larsen's office.
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He had a new plan, one he thought over as he left the merchant tower.
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The first step was clear, and had to be done as soon as possible:
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kill Larsen.
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(instrumental music plays)