A Disastrous Mistake
The Thieves GuildSeptember 13, 2024x
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A Disastrous Mistake

Ralan seeks out Ranger Captain Jesser, revealing his identity and past Outlander contact. But Jesser delivers stunning news about the Rangers' own plans, revealing a disastrous miscalculation that sends Ralan scrambling to prevent catastrophe.



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The Thieves Guild

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by Jake Kerr

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(dramatic music plays) . Episode 106:

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A Disastrous Mistake.

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Raelan badly wanted the clip-clop of Callisto, his mighty

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stallion, to be the pounding of a gallop but he knew that the Rangers would shoot him

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out of his seat with a precise arrow shot.

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They were not a guild that welcomed surprises.

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So Raelan worked his way through the hills slowly but

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steadily, waiting for a Ranger to approach him.

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He worked his way toward the camp where he had met Captain Jesser but after an hour of

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trotting, no one had confronted him.

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It was possible they were watching him from a distance so Raelan just kept

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going, using the time to think over what Rafe had said.

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The entire concept of a magic guild seemed so ridiculous but Rafe

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was adamant about what he read. These were not stories and they were not

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lies. It was a secret history that Rafe had uncovered.

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Raelan had asked him about what role the magic guild had played and whether they

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were related to the Thieves Guild. At that, Rafe sighed and

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complained about the many gaps in the records.

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He was quite sure that the Thieves Guild originated as the magic guild,

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and he referenced a line from a book he read implying it but he wasn't

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positive.

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The few facts he had were that the magic guild existed, the wizards fled

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through the mountain and after they did, they brought the mountain down

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closing the road. Somehow and someway, the magic guild had

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disappeared from memory and been replaced by the Thieves Guild.

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Raelan looked at his guild seal.

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Could it really be the seal of the magic guild?

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It all seemed so unbelievable. "Halt, Blackguard."

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The voice came from Raelan's left. He immediately stopped his horse and

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held up his hands. "I am no threat." "We'll be the judge of

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that," another voice said. There was a shuffling noise and Raelan

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glanced to his left. Two rangers approached, one of which held a

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bow aimed at Raelan's chest. "State your business and why you

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aren't manning the wall." "I have a message for Captain Jesser," Raelan

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replied. At the mention of Jesser's name, the rangers looked at each other.

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"How do you know Captain Jesser?"

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The taller of the two who was holding a wicked-looking knife asked.

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"I traveled through here before on a mission and he assisted me."

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"He assisted you?" "He did. He saw the value of my

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mission."

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The one with the bow added, "And what is your mission today?"

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Raelan pondered how to reply and decided on honesty.

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"I am to warn him of a threat from the outlanders." "What

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is this threat?" The taller one demanded.

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"It is not a message for your ears," Raelan replied

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calmly, "but I am sure that Captain Jesser will tell you."

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The two rangers grumbled but put away their weapons.

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The one who was sliding his bow over his shoulder said, "You know the way?"

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"I do." "We will follow behind then. Do not be

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foolish and try to flee or engage with us."

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Again Raelan wanted to gallop to Jesser but with the two rangers following him,

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he had to keep a steady pace. When he finally arrived at Jesser's camp, it was

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already late in the day. There were further delays when they took his horse and

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searched him and his saddle bags.

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Finally, they started walking toward Jesser's large tent.

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The camp appeared much smaller than the last time he had visited.

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In fact, it appeared nearly deserted.

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Glancing left and right and not quite understanding what he was seeing, Raelan

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asked, "Where is everyone?" "It is not information for

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your ears,"

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the tall ranger said. "But I am sure Captain Jesser will tell you,"

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the other one added as the two of them laughed at their wit in using Raelan's own

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words against him.

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The walk was uneventful and when they arrived at Captain Jesser's tent,

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Raelan was in for another surprise. There were no guards and the

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people who hovered around Jesser in his previous visit were nowhere to be found.

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In fact, as Raelan was escorted in, Jesser was alone at his desk.

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He didn't even look up as the guards announced that they had a Blackguard with a

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message. The two fidgeted a bit until Jesser looked up.

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He made no indication that he recognized Raelan but he immediately commanded,

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"Leave us."

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Without saying a word, Raelan's two escorts turned and left.

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After the tent opening flapped closed behind them, Jesser smiled.

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"So was your mission successful?" Raelan nodded.

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"You were right. He was attacked outside Gaultland.

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I saved him."

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Jesser shrugged. "It was a foolish mission of his."

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Leaning back and stretching, Jesser added, "So what brings you back to me?"

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Raelan put his hand on a wooden chair facing Jesser's desk.

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"May I sit?"

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Jesser nodded and Raelan sat down.

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After taking a deep breath, Raelan said, "I lied to you."

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At that, Jesser leaned forward. "That's unfortunate." "It was

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necessary,"Jesser didn't say anything, and Raylan

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continued.

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It was a lie of omission.

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I am the Guildmaster thief.

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As he said the words, Raylan held up his hand and showed Jesser the guild

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seal. To his surprise, Jesser smiled.

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You're Larsen's brother?

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Raylan nodded.

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I've heard of your actions.

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Jesser nodded approvingly.

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We are distant from our brothers and sisters in the city, but we aren't isolated.

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You have done well.

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Thank you.

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So, why are you here, Guildmaster?

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You are not isolated, but you are distant.

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Do you know what is happening within the walls?

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We have heard.

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So you know that Saxe has allied with the Craft Guild and the Merchant Guild to betray

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Ness?

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Jesser nodded.

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We must help Polo, and to do so, we need Saxe's support to be lessened.

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Raylan wasn't sure if he went too far, as Jesser peered at Raylan with an

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odd look. The Rangers were essentially part of Saxe's guild,

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even if they did hate each other. Was Jesser upset over Raylan's

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positioning of Saxe's betrayal?

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We are aware, Guildmaster, so I ask you again,

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what brings you to my camp?

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Jesser's mood definitely had chilled.

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That made Raylan's message that much more difficult to relay.

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Still, he had to make sure that everything was clear.

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I lied by omission again.

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It appears this has become a habit.

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A necessity, not a habit.

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So what is this lie?

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I did save Karch, but after doing so, I met with the Crown of the

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Outlanders.

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Jesser looked completely shocked, but before he could object, Raylan continued.

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Just as Pietro visited him, I did so. We discussed a few things, and one of

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them was for him to reduce his raids after my visit.

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Raylan leaned forward.

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Did he?

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Jesser was clearly rattled, but he replied.

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Yes. I didn't make the connection, but after your visit, raiding significantly lessened.

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In fact, that's one of the reasons you see fewer here.

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We felt that we could use them in our forces moving to the Outer Fields.

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It was Raylan's turn to be shocked. What forces? The Outer Fields?

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Guildmaster Raylan, you will obviously be delighted to hear that the Rangers have amassed a mighty force,

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marching to the Night's Watch and the Outer Fields.

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We will overthrow Saxe and return honor to the Night Guild.

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Raylan had to hold onto the side of the chair as he went weak.

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Jesser's news could not have been worse.

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A small force of Outlanders was about to attack Jesser's Rangers, and there were so

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few left that the Outlanders were very likely to overrun them,

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despite their goal of just drawing attention.

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And the larger force of Outlanders sent to attack the Outer Fields to

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draw out Saxe, they would be decimated by the army of Rangers who would be

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gathered there without the Outlanders knowing what they were facing.

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His plan delivered to Wilhelm would have been seen as a trap and a betrayal.

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All trust would be lost, and bringing peace to the broader world outside of

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Ness would be impossible. The decades of effort by Pietro and Allard

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would collapse in dust, all due to Raylan's ineptitude.

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Wait, he had time. Not a lot of time, but time.

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The Gauntland hand would need to return with his message, Raylan thought.

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Depending on how fast he traveled, he may not even have arrived in Gauntland yet.

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Then the Outlander forces would need to be organized.

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At the same time, they would have to be supplied.

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That would take time as well. "I can fix this," Raylan

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thought, "but I need to leave immediately."

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You don't seem happy.

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I'm sorry, Captain Jesser.

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Raylan stood.

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Your news is indeed wonderful. You are putting your honor and lives on

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the line for the good of Ness. For that, I salute you.

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Raylan bowed his head.

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But your news complicates one of my own plans.

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More lies of omission, Guildmaster?

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Raylan paused, considering telling the truth, but in the end he knew

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that of all guilds, the Rangers would not understand using the Outlanders as

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allies. That is a fair observation, but it is not a fair criticism,

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Raylan replied.

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Let me ask you a question. Do you feel like I can be trusted to have the best

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interests of Ness at heart?

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Jesser took a bit too long to answer, but he finally did.

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I

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do.

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Then I ask you to trust me, but to also have my horse ready immediately.

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I will also need supplies for a multiple-day journey.

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I need to travel swiftly across the plains.

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It shall be done.

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Captain Jesser stood up.

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Are you traveling to the Outer Fields?

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No.

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I am traveling to Gauntland.
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