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(suspenseful music) The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Care.
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Episode 56:
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A Steep Path.
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Mailer hadn't spent two minutes in the tunnel to freedom when she had strongly
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considered turning back. Each stop brought her closer to
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otherworldly wailing that got louder with each step.
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Pausing, she tapped Darla's shoulder.
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"That is the wind?"
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"Yes, there is a strong wind that blows through the chasm and the many crevices
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and small caves that dot the path down create the sounds."
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Darla squeezed Mailer's arm. "You will see."
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Mailer nodded and followed as Darla continued forward.
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The tunnel they were in was small and barely fit one person.
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It was a natural cave with narrower and wider sections, and parts where Mailer
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had to duck her head.
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"We are at the chasm. You must be careful. The path down is treacherous.
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Always have a hand on the wall to your right, and with each step, assume it will give way, so when it does,
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you will be able to catch yourself."
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"The path will give way?"
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Mailer wasn't a fearful person, but the ominous dark lit only by Darla's
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single torch, which flickered in the wind, and the horrendous screeching combined to make
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difficult footing almost one fear too many for her.
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"The path is not steep. It is like a small ridge, but there are rocks and pebbles.
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You will take a step that won't be secure, but just try again.
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It's not dangerous if you take care."
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Darla walked forward.
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It was the change in the sound of the wind that alerted Mailer that they had entered the
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cavern. As bad as the shrieking was in the tunnel, it was even worse in the open air
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of the cavern. And as it echoed from distant walls and the ceiling, it
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created an even more frightening sound.
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"No wonder everyone thinks this tunnel is haunted," Mailer muttered.
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"Yes, and those who enter to prove their bravery often slip on the path and
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don't return."
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Darla stopped.
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"And now the path is clear for a while.
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Just keep your hand on the wall to the right and follow me. We will pass some caves.
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They're empty and nothing more than dead ends.
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Just keep your hand prepared to touch the wall again once we pass the opening."
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"I will." Darla was right. The path was relatively flat and
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easy to navigate. Mailer found herself peering into the black to the left.
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She could see nothing. It was clear that a huge opening was there, but it was
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as black as the Cloak of the Thieves. Just how big the chasm actually was,
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Mailer couldn't tell.
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"The path ends here."
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"What do you mean? I thought you said there was a path all the way down."
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Mailer did her best not to sound nervous, but it was difficult.
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Everything was so alien.
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"The easy path from here on out, it is the small ridge I mentioned.
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It is not so steep you can't stand on it, but it is still not flat.
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The real danger is that the pebbles may slip out from under foot. It'll be slow-going.
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Please, do not be impatient."
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"Trust me, I'll be going slower than you will."
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They moved forward and Mailer could immediately tell what Darla had meant.
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They weren't so much on a path as a slightly less steep part of a rocky cliff.
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She couldn't even use her boots to carve out support in the dirt as they were walking on rocks and
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stone.
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Almost immediately, Mailer's forward foot slipped, but she caught her weight on her back
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foot and leaned toward the wall to stop from falling.
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Darla turned back to her, the concern on her face lit by the flickering
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torch. "Are you okay?"
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"Yes." Mailer took a deep breath. "That was good, actually.
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I now have a feel for what it is like to have my boot slip."
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Darla nodded.
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"The torches are not helping, however."
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They both had at least a half dozen torches tied to their backs.
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Mailer noted that they wouldn't be in the cavern long enough to be weighed down so heavily,
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but Darla refused to budge on leaving a single torch behind, even going so far
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as saying that they should have stolen some food too.
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Agreeing that it was too dangerous to venture back into the mine for food, they hoped for the
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best on that count.
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"Do you want me to carry them?"
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"No, I'll manage. I'm just complaining.
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Never mind me."
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Mailer smiled and Darla returned it before turning back to the path.
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It was difficult to gauge time, but Mailer was certain that they had been
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incrementally moving downward for over an hour.
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"How much longer?" she asked. "We're probably halfway."
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Darla turned and smiled. "See? Not so bad."
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The shift of her weight must have loosened some stones, and to Mailer's horror,
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Darla's feet slid right out from under her.
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The torch was in her left hand, and she held onto it rather than grab towards the
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wall.
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The flickering light made the surprise on Darla's face look even more frightening as
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she threw her right hand toward Mailer in a desperate attempt to get her body
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on solid ground. Mailer reached out and caught Darla's sleeve.
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Planting her feet, Mailer put all her weight back toward the cavern wall.
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Darla desperately scrambled with her feet, but they slid down toward the chasm
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below, and soon the only thing keeping her from falling was Mailer's grip.
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"Toss the torch. You can help climb up," Mailer exclaimed.
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"I can't," Darla said through gritted teeth as she desperately tried to
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find a purchase for her feet. "Darkness is death here."
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Darla had rid herself of her armor, but she was still not light.
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And while Mailer seemed to have solid footing, there was always the possibility that she would slip
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too.
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Using all her strength, she tried to pull Darla up, but it was no use.
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The Harvest Guard was too heavy to lift with one hand."I have an idea,"
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Maila said through gritted teeth as she strained to hold on. "I'm going to swing you.
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Try to get back on the path with your hands and knees when I swing you high enough."
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"Okay."
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Maila knew it was absurdly dangerous.
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Swinging Darla only increased the pressure on Maila's unsure footing.
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It was entirely possible that they would both tumble down the cliff before Darla
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found stable ground, yet she knew it was the only option, so she did
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it.
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It took a few swings before Darla moved very far, but when she did, she cried
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out. "There's a spot here, I can feel it with my knee.
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Just swing me a little further."
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Maila gritted her teeth and swung harder.
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She was worried that she would lose her grip.
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The pressure on her fingers and shoulder filled her with searing pain.
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The only thing that gave her hope was that she appeared to have solid footing.
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With one more swing, the torch slammed to the ground, sputtered, but didn't go out.
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The pressure on Maila's hand lessened, and she watched as Darla scrambled on her knees
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up to the small path. Her right knee slipped again, and Maila's heart fell,
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but Darla tossed her body forward and against the wall.
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Huddled against the wall and at her feet, practically prone on the path, Darla lay
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still, taking large breaths. As she did, Maila watched as the
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torches slowly slipped from the ropes on Darla's back and fell one by
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one into the abyss below, but that didn't matter. Darla was safe.
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"Are you okay?" Maila asked. Darla nodded. "Thank you.
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You saved my life."
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She slowly pulled herself up along the wall and checked her footing.
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"You would have done the same thing for me."
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Maila rubbed her hand. "You did do the same thing for me.
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You saved me from a life in a cell."
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Darla ignored the comment and touched her back with her free hand.
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"I've lost my torches."
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She sounded alarmed. "It doesn't matter. I have five or six.
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We should be fine."
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Darla nodded, but appeared concerned over the loss, although Maila blamed that on
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her recent brush with death. Soon they would be free and the descent along the
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chasm would be a story they would use to regale their friends.
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After Darla's near fall, they descended more slowly and reached the bottom two hours
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later. Maila immediately tossed herself onto the ground and lay on her stomach,
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hugging their floor. "I don't think a stone floor ever felt so wonderful."
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While Maila felt joy over finally being on solid ground, Darla was holding
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the torch up and waving it around, peering into the distance.
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"There's the cart track. We may have quite a bit of walking to do on this solid ground
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though. The cavern appears to have no end." "Well, there's only one way to
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find out." They followed the mine cart into the darkness, walking side by side.
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Darla made a point of telling Maila to take care with her steps.
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They didn't know what kind of damage could have been done to the path, with cave-ins and
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landslides entirely possible within the mine.
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An hour later, Maila wasn't sure how far they had progressed when the cart path
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ended at what appeared to be a wooden loading dock of some sort.
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The wood was warped and decayed. Darla walked around the structure.
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"This is used for loading wagons."
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Darla pointed to a collapsed wooden beam.
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"That lifted the ore into the wagon via an operator."
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She walked away from the dock and into the distance. Maila hurried to catch up.
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"We must be near the entrance, no?" Maila asked.
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"The wagons would need access to the road out of the mine."
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Darla was standing still, staring at the ground.
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"Maila?" "What?"
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She hurried over. "Th- this is the road."
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Maila looked down, and Darla was right.
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They were on a road that looked like it was paved with wide, flat stones. "Stone?
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Who in their right mind paves a stone cave with a stone road?"
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But that's exactly what it was, a road with packed dirt between flat
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stones. "This makes no sense," Darla replied, walking
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further into the darkness. Maila followed, looking at the ground.
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It was indeed a paved road in excellent condition with no grass obviously
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overgrowing it, without any sunlight.
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"Here's the other side."
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Maila shook her head. "This is wide enough for two wagons, maybe three, to ride side by side."
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"Well, our path is at least clear. We follow the road."
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They both looked up and down into the darkness of where the road led.
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"But which direction?" Maila asked. She was completely turned around.
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She had no idea which way led to the exit.
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Darla walked over to Maila and pointed at the torch.
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"I think we follow the road in the direction from where the wind is blowing."
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The torch was flickering in the direction directly behind them.
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Together, they looked up the road in the other direction.
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"Looks like the wind is coming from that way," Maila said.
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"The exit," Darla replied. "Yes, and it shouldn't take long.
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Maybe it winds south and then out to the old quarter, so if we walk slowly and with care, maybe a day?"
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Darla nodded, and they started down the road, a joyful spring in their step.
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They would be free soon.
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(instrumental music plays)