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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr
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(dramatic music plays) . Episode 76:
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A Three-Pronged Challenge.
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Orion was positively giddy when Vesper walked into his office.
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He pushed his chair back, stood up, and walked around to meet Vesper,
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something he rarely did. "Vesper. You don't look worse for wear,
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especially having made it through the Wretched Quarter."
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Vesper took Orion's outstretched hand and shook it.
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He was nervous about Orion's mood. Orion was always well-liked and
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friendly in his dim-witted, happy-go-lucky role in public, but his
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private persona was cruel and mercenary.
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If there wasn't an immediate goal achieved that helped his interests, Orion wasn't the
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type to shake a hand.
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"You are kind to overlook my bruises and weariness, Guildmaster."
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"Nonsense. You have done your job, and such is the price you paid.
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You are better for it."
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Orion waved to the couch for Vesper to sit, an honor he rarely bestowed on
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his Blade, even though he was Orion's most valuable Guild member.
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"You did do your job,
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didn't you?"
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And there was the rub.
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Orion must have assumed from Vesper's presence that he had succeeded in
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assassinating Relon. Vesper sat, wondering if his news would be
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perceived better or worse than having succeeded in his mission.
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"Alas, sir, I did not succeed in killing Relon, but I have even more
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valuable information."
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Orion frowned, but didn't say anything.
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"This is going to sound unbelievable, but I assure you that it is true.
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I traveled along the banks of the Great River, and through the Ash Fields, to find this
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information which I witnessed with my own eyes."
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Orion nodded. "No need to exaggerate, Vesper.
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Larsen is digging his own grave, so there is little that you can say regarding Relon that will be
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worth more than my passing notice."
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Leaning back, Orion waved a hand. "Go on."
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"My first discovery is that the Wretched Quarter is inhabited by guild
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members of all our guilds. People doing menial jobs, and who can't afford to live in the
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flats, let alone the Lower Triangle."
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"Yes, yes, yes.
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I know this.
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This is why it's the Wretched Quarter. Our wretched guild members live in the streets there.
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It is sad,
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but it is the way it is."
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"But I discovered they are not living in the streets, and the Wretched Quarter is
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simply a facade. Behind the areas near the Great Bridge are taverns,
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townhomes, and people living normally."
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Orion stared at Vesper as he continued.
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"I dare say the lodgings are similar to the Lower Triangle."
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Better than the flats, Vesper thought.
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"But
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it is lawless,"
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Orion said, a tinge of uncertainty in his voice.
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"It is overrun by thieves."
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"It is not lawless, and it is not overrun by thieves.
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It is run by thieves, the Thieves Guild."
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With Orion's face frozen in shock, Vesper outlined nearly everything he
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had seen. From the Black Knights manning the walls, to the clean streets and
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taverns in the Old Quarter, to the organization of the guild members in all the
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other guilds, including craftsmen.
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At that, Orion exploded in anger. "These vile thieves have
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infiltrated my guild."
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"Sir, I'm afraid you don't grasp the gravity of the situation.
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They have not infiltrated the guild, they are part of the guild.
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They care for, feed, and shelter our guild members."
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Orion sat silently, clenching his fists so tight
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his knuckles had turned white. "You are telling me that Sachs' men do not
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patrol the wall south of the Great Gate?"
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"They do not."
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"That idiot.
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Has everyone lost their senses in this city?"
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Orion looked at Vesper. "Sachs' incompetence is bad enough,
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but do you realize what Larsen has done?"
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"I'm afraid not, sir."
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"He has just sent the entire Harvest Guild into the arms of those
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thieves. They will assist them, feed them, give them homes.
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This vile guild of those that steal from my warehouses will be seen as saviors."
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Orion's voice rose, and his anger was such that spittle flew from his
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mouth as he shouted. "This is Allard's doing." Orion took a
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breath, and was suddenly the calm Guildmaster that people saw outside in
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Founders Park. "Do you know where Allard hides himself?"
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Vesper immediately thought of the majestic Tower of the Thieves.
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"I do not, sir."
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He also excluded Relon from the conversation.
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If he was going to look out for himself, he would have to share information
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selectively, and exposing Relon and Allard did not seem wise.
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Orion scratched his head. Vesper had never seen him so thoughtful.
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Orion was different things to different people, but Vesper had never seen him
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anything but decisive and commanding in leadership.
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He tended to make smart decisions, but he always seemed to make them by instinct.
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That Orion was thinking took Vesper aback.
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"This is now a three-pronged challenge for me.
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I'll need to manage Polo and his rage at Larsen. I can't be lumped in with him.
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Similarly, I need to stop this madness of Larsen's.
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I thought I could let him tie his own noose,
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but with the thieves welcoming hundreds of new recruits, he is risking all
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of Ness."Peering at Vesper, Orion continued.
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"The final challenge is to confront these thieves.
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You have a new mission, Vesper. You are to return to the Wretched Quarter, find where Allard is
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hiding, and then you are to assassinate him."
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"Sir, that may take me weeks. I will have to find out the information and then achieve the
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formidable task of killing Allard. Do you think this is wise or worth the effort?"
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Closing his eyes, Orion took a deep breath.
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"Do not disappoint me, Vesper. You can disguise yourself as a Harvest
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Guild member. Larson's guild members will gladly escort you to the Wretched Quarter, and
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from what you say, they will gladly take you in.
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All you need to do is find out where Allard is and kill him."
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"As you wish, Guildmaster. Your words are wise."
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"Very good." Orion stood up. "I was wrong.
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You look awful. Get some rest tonight and head out tomorrow.
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I want Allard dead as soon as possible."
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"Yes, sir."
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Vesper made his way out of Orion's office.
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Things were getting interesting, and he didn't want interesting.
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He wanted clarity. Orion, who appeared to have things under control when he
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first left for the Old Quarter, was now admitting that he had a problem with both
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Harvest House and Larson thanks to the thieves' unpredictable
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entrance into his plans. The thieves, on the other hand, were
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bolstering their ranks, earning goodwill with the refugees and
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probably earning thanks from Polo for helping his guild members.
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"I need to head to the thieves' tower," Vesper thought.
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"I'll provide information to Raylan and Allard and see what they
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say. Depending on what I hear, I may have a new mission
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or a bloody dagger."
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(dramatic music)