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✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
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00:00:47 --> 00:01:02 Music.
00:00:51 --> 00:00:52 Season 4,
00:00:54 --> 00:00:56 Episode 14,
00:00:59 --> 00:01:01 A Trader's Council A Trader's Council,
00:01:05 --> 00:01:11 He was rolled in on a makeshift chair, its rough wooden wheels protesting against
00:01:11 --> 00:01:14 the fine grass of Polo's private quarters.
00:01:14 --> 00:01:19 A thick blanket covered his legs. Polo had been told to be careful,
00:01:19 --> 00:01:21 as the man could still move his arms.
00:01:22 --> 00:01:27 But as he walked forward and looked at the broken warrior, he realized this
00:01:27 --> 00:01:31 was someone not even capable of relieving himself without aid,
00:01:31 --> 00:01:32 let alone attacking anyone.
00:01:33 --> 00:01:37 He almost felt sorry for the broken man. Almost.
00:01:38 --> 00:01:42 Traitor Allard, I must say you are a difficult man to kill.
00:01:42 --> 00:01:48 Polo circled the rolling chair while Allard stared at him, following his every step.
00:01:49 --> 00:01:51 Was that hatred in his eyes?
00:01:51 --> 00:01:55 Polo hoped so. It would make this easier.
00:01:55 --> 00:02:01 Sax told me that when you saved those outlander raiders, you killed nearly a squad of his men.
00:02:01 --> 00:02:06 I didn't believe him, but it appears I should have. That wound would have killed
00:02:06 --> 00:02:09 any normal man. Yet here you are.
00:02:09 --> 00:02:13 Allard continued to stare at Polo without speaking.
00:02:13 --> 00:02:18 No, that's not hatred, Polo thought. But what was it?
00:02:19 --> 00:02:22 The intensity, which would have been amusing had it been rage,
00:02:22 --> 00:02:27 was unsettling as the eyes followed Polo. You have nothing to say?
00:02:27 --> 00:02:31 I have much to say, but you aren't asking the right questions.
00:02:31 --> 00:02:33 In fact, you aren't asking any questions.
00:02:34 --> 00:02:38 Polo stood facing the formerly mighty deputy guildmaster.
00:02:38 --> 00:02:43 Fine, traitor. I'll play your game. Why did you save those outlanders?
00:02:43 --> 00:02:45 There was nothing to gain.
00:02:45 --> 00:02:47 You simply ruined your reputation.
00:02:48 --> 00:02:56 I must admit, I have wandered over this for years. So here you are asking me to ask you questions.
00:02:56 --> 00:02:58 So let's start with that. Why
00:02:58 --> 00:03:02 did you kill your fellow citizens to save a bunch of outlander raiders?
00:03:03 --> 00:03:07 I did not save outlander raiders. Certainly you did.
00:03:07 --> 00:03:11 The blood of your guildmates was on your sword. I saved a family.
00:03:12 --> 00:03:17 Allard's intense stare seemed to soften. Nothing more, nothing less.
00:03:17 --> 00:03:24 What do you mean? They were a family, not raiders. Holo laughed, a sharp barking sound.
00:03:24 --> 00:03:28 Do you think I care? Do you think the army they sent through our front gates
00:03:28 --> 00:03:33 didn't include family members looking to kill our family members who did kill our family members?
00:03:34 --> 00:03:37 Holo noticed a change in Allard's face.
00:03:37 --> 00:03:42 Ah, you don't know, do you? Yes, the Outlanders invaded Ness.
00:03:42 --> 00:03:44 And do you know who fought them off?
00:03:44 --> 00:03:50 Allard didn't move or say anything. My guild members, we saved Ness,
00:03:50 --> 00:03:55 and my guild will continue to save Ness from that craven Orion and his nephew.
00:03:56 --> 00:04:00 Volo stopped his pacing and stood in front of Allard, leaning forward.
00:04:00 --> 00:04:06 But that is not your concern. I brought you here solely to see if you are in
00:04:06 --> 00:04:09 the condition to do what I need you to do.
00:04:09 --> 00:04:13 I will not do anything for you. That's the good news, traitor.
00:04:14 --> 00:04:19 All I need you to do is live. You are my bargaining chip. My life isn't worth
00:04:19 --> 00:04:20 whatever you're bargaining.
00:04:21 --> 00:04:26 We both know that is true, but still you have value in that I'm told that foolish
00:04:26 --> 00:04:30 child Raylan is fond of you. He may see things differently.
00:04:31 --> 00:04:34 You see, traitor, I don't trust Raylan.
00:04:34 --> 00:04:37 He has already poisoned the minds of my guild members.
00:04:38 --> 00:04:44 He's a liar, and the sooner I rid myself of him, the sooner I rid myself of the thieves.
00:04:45 --> 00:04:49 To Polo's exasperation, Allard's intense face softened and then,
00:04:50 --> 00:04:53 remarkably, changed to a kind smile.
00:04:54 --> 00:04:58 Why was he smiling? What do you find so amusing, traitor?
00:04:59 --> 00:05:02 You forget that Raylan himself saved your guild on Founder's Day.
00:05:03 --> 00:05:06 That was not me. It was him. You, Larson, Orion.
00:05:07 --> 00:05:12 You all play your political games, but the real game is what you called poison.
00:05:12 --> 00:05:18 The truth, Guildmaster. Those are the chips Raylan wields. Not me. Not an army. The truth.
00:05:18 --> 00:05:22 And you fail to see that in the game Raylan is playing. Because Raylan,
00:05:22 --> 00:05:25 the one you call a child, is not playing a game.
00:05:26 --> 00:05:30 You are thieves and liars. you and Pietro have lied about your guild for decades.
00:05:31 --> 00:05:34 Your entire existence is built on lies.
00:05:34 --> 00:05:40 At that, Allard smiled even wider, which made Polo even angrier.
00:05:41 --> 00:05:44 You have no idea, Guildmaster. You have no idea.
00:05:44 --> 00:05:50 Polo slammed his hand on the arm of Allard's chair, which rolled backward a bit through the grass.
00:05:51 --> 00:05:55 Polo took a breath. It would not do well to lose his temper.
00:05:56 --> 00:06:00 So, deputy, what is it that I have no idea about?
00:06:01 --> 00:06:05 Allard's smile faded, replaced by a weary resignation.
00:06:05 --> 00:06:08 Our goal has always been simple. We take so we can give.
00:06:09 --> 00:06:13 Ness is a city of guilds, yes, but each guild has those it overlooks.
00:06:13 --> 00:06:16 The sewer cleaners of the craft guild, the stable hands of the knights,
00:06:16 --> 00:06:19 your own knight guild, who live in squalor in the old quarter,
00:06:19 --> 00:06:21 because they cannot afford a hovel in the flats.
00:06:21 --> 00:06:24 We provide them with food, shelter, and dignity.
00:06:25 --> 00:06:28 That is our mission. That was Pietro's mission.
00:06:28 --> 00:06:35 Polo wanted to scoff, to call it a lie, a convenient justification for a criminal enterprise.
00:06:36 --> 00:06:40 But Allard's tone was flat, devoid of the passion of a liar,
00:06:40 --> 00:06:44 and perhaps more alarming, it was grounded in facts.
00:06:45 --> 00:06:50 He knew it to be true, from what his guild member Simpson reported to him after
00:06:50 --> 00:06:51 traveling from the wretched quarter.
00:06:52 --> 00:06:56 Still, Allard was ignoring some inconvenient things.
00:06:56 --> 00:07:00 And the army you lead? I was told of your black-clad knights.
00:07:00 --> 00:07:03 I know of your organized forces in the wretched quarter.
00:07:04 --> 00:07:08 Pietro may have helped others, but he was also raising an army.
00:07:08 --> 00:07:13 Who else is there to defend the city? Sax's forces don't cross the river.
00:07:13 --> 00:07:17 That entire part of the city has been left undefended by my former guildmates.
00:07:17 --> 00:07:26 It was a maddeningly simple answer, plausible even, and that angered Polo more than any lie could.
00:07:26 --> 00:07:31 An army of thieves is a threat, Alard. A hidden city is a threat.
00:07:31 --> 00:07:33 How am I to trust a word you say?
00:07:34 --> 00:07:38 You can't, but you can look at our actions. When your guild members were driven
00:07:38 --> 00:07:41 from their homes, who took them in? Who fed them?
00:07:41 --> 00:07:45 Who gave them shelter without asking for a single crown in return?
00:07:45 --> 00:07:50 The questions hung in the air, unanswered because they were unanswerable.
00:07:50 --> 00:07:56 He had been locked away in Harvest House, secure, while his people suffered.
00:07:56 --> 00:07:59 The thieves had done the job Polo should have.
00:07:59 --> 00:08:04 It was a bitter truth. And there was that word again, truth.
00:08:05 --> 00:08:10 That does not forgive your alliance with the Outlanders, Polo finally spat out,
00:08:11 --> 00:08:14 changing the subject, needing to be on firmer ground.
00:08:15 --> 00:08:17 You are a traitor to Ness.
00:08:17 --> 00:08:22 Allard was quiet for a long time. When he finally spoke, his voice was low,
00:08:23 --> 00:08:25 heavy with the weight of years.
00:08:25 --> 00:08:30 He told Polo the story he had told Vesper, not of saving raiders,
00:08:30 --> 00:08:35 but of a starving family, of desperate and helpless people of a different sort.
00:08:36 --> 00:08:42 He spoke of knights who saw only enemies, not people, of a choice he made that
00:08:42 --> 00:08:44 cost him everything but his honor.
00:08:44 --> 00:08:49 He spoke of Pietro's intervention, a kindness he still didn't understand.
00:08:50 --> 00:08:56 Polo listened, his anger slowly draining away, replaced by a grudging respect.
00:08:56 --> 00:09:03 The story rang with a truth that resonated with his own dislike of Saxe's brutal, thoughtless methods.
00:09:04 --> 00:09:10 He still wanted to believe Allard was a liar, but the words felt solid, real.
00:09:10 --> 00:09:16 He countered by explaining that the outlanders, as helpless as this family may
00:09:16 --> 00:09:18 have been, had invaded Ness.
00:09:18 --> 00:09:22 That was inexcusable. Allard nodded.
00:09:22 --> 00:09:26 Indeed, Wilhelm must have heard of what was happening within the city and felt
00:09:26 --> 00:09:28 he could conquer a city in chaos.
00:09:28 --> 00:09:32 It was foolish, and I'm sure he will pay in ways that even he can't comprehend.
00:09:33 --> 00:09:38 Polo didn't like how Allard seemed to know much about the outlanders.
00:09:38 --> 00:09:44 It struck him as suspicious, but before he could press the point, Allard cut in.
00:09:44 --> 00:09:47 Guildmaster, what do you consider your greatest achievement?
00:09:48 --> 00:09:53 The question took Polo by surprise. He thought of his life's work.
00:09:53 --> 00:09:57 He thought of the many years of harvests that fed the city.
00:09:57 --> 00:10:01 He considered the full silos that fed the city during poor harvests.
00:10:02 --> 00:10:06 He thought over the new veins of ore his guild members had discovered in the
00:10:06 --> 00:10:09 mines, and were mining even then.
00:10:09 --> 00:10:14 I have overseen the greatest prosperity the Harvest Guild has ever known.
00:10:14 --> 00:10:18 Our fields are bountiful our silos are full.
00:10:18 --> 00:10:23 I have ensured that no one in Ness goes hungry. No one?
00:10:24 --> 00:10:29 Allard's words were not an accusation, but it landed like a physical blow.
00:10:30 --> 00:10:31 He didn't need to say more.
00:10:32 --> 00:10:36 Polo's mind immediately went to the night guild, to the sewer cleaners,
00:10:37 --> 00:10:39 to the families that Allard had spoken of.
00:10:40 --> 00:10:44 The families he, Polo, had never once considered.
00:10:44 --> 00:10:49 He had created bounty, but he had not shared that bounty.
00:10:49 --> 00:10:54 The realization settled on him like a shroud. he, the great provider,
00:10:54 --> 00:10:56 the man whose entire life was
00:10:56 --> 00:11:01 dedicated to nurturing life, had let his own people wither in the shadows.
00:11:02 --> 00:11:06 Polo looked at the man before him. His face wasn't accusatory.
00:11:07 --> 00:11:12 More than anything, he looked like he was interested in what Polo had to say.
00:11:12 --> 00:11:14 That's it, Polo thought.
00:11:14 --> 00:11:17 That's the thing he couldn't put his finger on.
00:11:18 --> 00:11:19 Allard was a listener.
00:11:20 --> 00:11:26 It was unexpected in someone with such a violent reputation. He wasn't a traitor.
00:11:27 --> 00:11:33 He wasn't a bargaining chip, but a man of profound, and perhaps painful, wisdom.
00:11:34 --> 00:11:39 Wisdom that came from listening, and guiding someone to ask the right questions.
00:11:40 --> 00:11:45 The conversation had exhausted him, stripped him bare of his anger and certainties.
00:11:46 --> 00:11:52 I have much to think about, he nodded to the guards who had been waiting silently by the entrance.
00:11:53 --> 00:11:58 Take him back to his cell. As Allard was wheeled away, Polo was left alone with
00:11:58 --> 00:12:02 the echo of having asked the right questions at Allard's urging,
00:12:02 --> 00:12:04 but not liking the answers.
00:12:06 --> 00:12:11 The wooden door of the room slammed shut, plunging Allard back into deep shadow,
00:12:11 --> 00:12:17 the only light coming from a gap in the tree roots and packed dirt that made up his room.
00:12:17 --> 00:12:22 He was deep under Harvest House, a room that wasn't nearly as well defended
00:12:22 --> 00:12:28 as the rest of the complex, but did that even matter when there was no way out of the room?
00:12:28 --> 00:12:32 He listened as the heavy lock of the door clicked heavily into place,
00:12:33 --> 00:12:35 the sound final and absolute.
00:12:36 --> 00:12:41 Pietro could pick that lock easily, Allard thought, smiling at the memory of
00:12:41 --> 00:12:44 the old guildmaster he had served for many years.
00:12:44 --> 00:12:49 He struggled to roll his chair forward, deeper into his living cell.
00:12:49 --> 00:12:54 A whisper cut through the black. That went better than I expected.
00:12:54 --> 00:12:59 Allard stopped, turning his head toward the sound. A flicker of movement,
00:13:00 --> 00:13:03 a shadow detaching from other shadows. Vesper.
00:13:03 --> 00:13:05 It was an easy lock to pick.
00:13:06 --> 00:13:10 Another form appeared beside him, small and lithe.
00:13:11 --> 00:13:15 Mailer. Vesper walked forward and slid his knife from its sheath,
00:13:15 --> 00:13:20 the faint scrape of steel on leather unnaturally loud in the silence.
00:13:20 --> 00:13:24 The guards will be changed in an hour. Even with that contraption,
00:13:24 --> 00:13:25 we have time to get you out.
00:13:26 --> 00:13:32 Mailer stepped closer, her voice a low, urgent murmur. We're here to take you home.
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