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The Thief's Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Episode 6:
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Allard.
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Raylan set a brisk pace down the hallway as he struggled to figure out whether he was
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angry, scared, or thrilled.
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He reached the top of the staircase and paused. What was he to do next?
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He had to find his new quarters, which were presumably in the basement, but what
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about his future? Could he walk the streets openly like Pietro?
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Would the people see him as a symbol and not an actual thief?
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Or would he be hated by everyone, a target for abuse and anger?
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He also considered that this could turn out to be the best possible result for
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him. He wouldn't have to worry about harvesting the crops, or smelting iron,
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or keeping accounts, or guarding the wall.
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He could just wander the city like old Pietro.
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The final thought made Raylan smile.
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He was thinking that his brother may have unintentionally done him a favor.
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Of course, that didn't include the Founder's Day parade.
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Some people took the ritual punishment of the thieves a bit too seriously, and Pietro
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had been injured several times.
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In the end, he didn't have much choice,
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so he started down the steps, wondering where Guildmaster Pietro had
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lived.
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Larsen had said that his quarters would be in the basement, but that could have just
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been another way for him to humiliate Raylan.
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Still, the thieves were the only guild without a tower, and Raylan
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wasn't sure where Guildmaster Pietro lived.
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He only saw him at the parade and a few times in the market district.
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It was possible, however, that Pietro lived in the merchant tower.
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It was huge, with plenty of ways in and out of the various attached
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buildings. Plus, Raylan did remember hearing once that Pietro
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lived under the sufferance of the Merchant Guild.
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He figured that the guard on duty would know, so he hurried down the final steps
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and approached the guard watching the front doors.
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It was Essil, who glared at Raylan coldly as he approached.
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Excuse me, uh, Essil, but can you tell me where Guildmaster Pietro's quarters are?
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Guildmaster Pietro left this world two days ago.
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Raylan bowed his head, figuring that respect would get him further than
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demands.
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Essil frowned. He didn't seem disturbed by the news.
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Ah. Yes, I'd heard that. I was wondering where his living quarters are.
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Looking to steal from the dead, are we?
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Essil walked toward him, placing his hand on the pommel of his sword.
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You wear the brown and think that puts you outside the reach of the guilds.
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He slid his sword out a few inches.
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But it doesn't. It makes you less than all of them. We could all crush you (snaps fingers) like that.
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Essil shoved his sword back into its sheath, a sharp clang when the pommel
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hit the metal lip, underscoring his threat.
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Raylan would normally have slunk away.
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He had felt the flat of Essil's sword on his back and legs enough times to
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know not to provoke him. But things were different now, and he needed to learn
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more about his new position. He couldn't afford to let Essil bully
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him around when he needed answers. And besides, he was a
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guildmaster now.
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You should watch yourself, Essil.
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Raylan stood tall and squinted at the armed guildsman.
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I won't be wearing brown much longer.
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Essil threw back his head and laughed.
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(laughs) Did your brother finally get you a position cleaning manure?
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As quickly as he had laughed, his face went cold and he unsheathed his
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sword.
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I don't care what color you'll be wearing.
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You'll never be anything more than a pathetic insect.
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He raised his sword.
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Enough.
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A deep, booming voice from the staircase behind them echoed through the entry.
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It was a voice used to giving commands and used to having them followed.
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Essil lowered his sword, and Raylan turned.
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A tall figure in a flowing black robe, his face lost in the shadows of the hood,
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stood with his arms crossed.
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This is not your business, Allard,
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Essil said, but his voice was weak and tentative in the face of the visitor.
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The figure said nothing, but approached with deliberate steps.
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He stopped in front of Essil.
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It is Deputy Allard, merchant.
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Essil slouched and the man in black kicked his sword, which had dropped down and was
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pointing to the floor.
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Now put your toy away before I beat you with it.
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The man pointed at Raylan.
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And don't ever speak that way to the guildmaster again.
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His voice sounded like a clenched fist.
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Guildmaster.
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The man put his hand on the hilt of his sword.
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Do I need to tell you again?
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Essil scrambled back, sheathing his sword.
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He turned and returned to his position near the great wooden doors, mumbling as
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he went.
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Allard reached up and tossed the hood of his robe back.
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His skin and eyes were a dark brown, almost black.
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He was bald, which made telling his age difficult.
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He had some wrinkles, but not enough to mark him as ancient.
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His smooth pate was interrupted by a thick scar that ran from the top of his
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head down to his left eyebrow.
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His brows were furrowed and his lips were turned down in a slight frown.
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Raylan wasn't sure he had ever met a more intimidating man in his life.
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I'm sorry I was not present at your meeting with the guildmaster merchant, sir.
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He folded his arms across his chest and stood up straight.
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It seems that they neglected to inform me of it.
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... he smiled and his face was transformed.
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His eyes sparkled, and his face glowed with kindness.
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"You are my deputy?" Raylan asked, not quite believing what he was seeing.
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"Indeed, I am." The smile remained. "I'm pleased to
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meet you, Deputy Allard."
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Raylan grinned and made one of his rare bows.
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The deputy nodded in return, but otherwise didn't move.
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"Larsen mentioned that Guildmaster Pietro lived in this tower.
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Is that true?" "Did you mean Guildmaster Larsen?" The deputy's
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smile faded a bit. Raylan immediately understood his lapse in
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respect, and he appreciated Allard's understated correction.
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"I'm sorry. Yes, I meant Guildmaster Larsen."
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Allard nodded. "Indeed, sir. The guild quarters are in the basement of the north
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wing." That was where the kitchen and various service personnel lived and worked.
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Raylan had never even been there. "I didn't even know the guild had a basement," Raylan
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replied, more to himself than to Allard.
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"The north wing is the only part of the tower with a basement, and it is rarely used."
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"Can you take me there?" "As you command, sir." Allard pulled the hood over his
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head and started walking to the east, where a number of hallways from various
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wings of the building merged.
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Raylan still couldn't quite believe what was happening, but every time he rubbed his
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eyes, the tall, ominous man in the black robe was still there.
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It was hard to keep up with Allard's brisk pace, and the fact that each step jarred
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Raylan's aching head only made things worse.
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They turned down the hallway that led to the north wing and the kitchens.
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Just inside the archway that marked the entrance to the north wing was a wooden door to the
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left. It looked like a closet. It was unlocked, and Allard
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pulled it open and stepped aside, motioning for Raylan to enter first.
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Raylan shook his head. "This is all new to me.
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Please lead the way."
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Allard nodded, but said nothing.
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Raylan followed him through the door, which opened to cramped and rough-hewn stone
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steps leading down. The stairway was well-lit with torches, and the floor
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and walls were dry.
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There were bits of wood and paper in the corners of each step, although it wasn't very dusty.
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It looked clean, just unkempt. Their footsteps echoed against the walls in the
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quiet. It didn't feel like the enforced quiet you experienced in a church or a
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library. Rather, the walls were so close that Raylan felt like he had to
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keep his voice down to avoid having it echo.
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The quiet walk to the quarters did have a certain solemnity about it, and it
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reminded Raylan of the old guild master.
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"I'm sorry about Guildmaster Pietro." Allard stopped and turned to face
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him. He was on a lower step, and yet his face was still above Raylan's.
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He stood motionless for a moment, his face lost in the shadows of his hood before
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replying, "That was very kind of you, sir, and I thank you for saying so.
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He was one of the greatest of the guildmaster thieves." "I'm not sure I even understand what that
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means, to be honest, Allard." Allard leaned close, and for a second, Raylan thought that he
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had angered him. However, the deputy's voice dropped to a whisper as he stated in a soft
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voice, "Few know of his achievements or his greatness." Raylan didn't want to be
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disrespectful, but he was at a loss as to what Allard could mean.
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"But I thought it was a ceremonial position."
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Allard reached out, and Raylan flinched.
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But all he did was pat him on the shoulder.
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"Making the city believe that a guild of thieves doesn't exist is quite an achievement, don't you
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think?" Raylan relaxed a little. "Well, we know thieves exist,
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but there's no such thing as a thieves guild." Allard turned back to the steps before
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adding, "Exactly." The steps ended at a stone hallway.
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Like the staircase, it was littered with broken pieces of wood, along with
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paper and what looked like bits of pottery.
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More than anything, it looked like the entrance to one of the warehouses near the craft guild.
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Along its length were plain wooden doors on each side.
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"What is this place?" Raylan asked, looking around at the bare hallway.
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"This is a small basement that is used for storage, mostly things that have only
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been used once and are wrongly considered too precious to dispose of.
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That room holds the embroidered linens from Guildmaster Galwey's elevation ceremony."
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Raylan shook his head. Galwey was the guild master before his brother.
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He was elevated over 20 years before.
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"And here we are." They reached the end of the hall.
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A broad door faced them. It appeared to be solid wood and was different
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than the other doors along the hall, but it lacked the decorative pretension of the
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door to the guild master merchant office.
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A wooden stool sat next to it in the corner.
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"These are my quarters." Allard pointed to a smaller door set in the wall to the
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right. He reached into the folds of his robe, pulled out a ring of keys, and flipped through
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them. He unlocked the door and ushered them in. It was a single room.
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It looked comfortable enough, and it was quite large,
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but it was closer to an apprentice dorm than guild master quarters.
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There was a fireplace in the back wall and a pair of reading chairs set near.
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They faced each other with several books sitting on a table next to the chair on the
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left.
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The floor was flagstone with a threadbare black rug imperfectly covering
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it.
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To the left were bookshelves that stretched from floor to ceiling and wall to wall.
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To the right was a small bed with black linens.
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To the immediate left of the entry door was a replica of the thief statue from Founders
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Park, two thieves reaching into each other's pockets with the inscription,
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"Honor among thieves," on the base below.
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An empty work table was shoved into the corner to the right with two chairs pushed under
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it. After taking it all in, Raylan muttered, "Seems a bit austere for a guild
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master."... we could move you to the Thieves' Tower if you prefer." Raylan's jaw dropped,
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and he turned to his deputy. "There is no Thieves' Tower." Allard laughed.
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"Hah, of course there is. It has fallen from memory over time, which I believe was
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Pietro's goal when he moved his living quarters here." Raylan simply couldn't believe it.
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He had been over practically every part of Ness, and he knew there was no such thing as a
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Thieves' Tower. "How long ago was that?" "It was 75 years ago.
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Pietro moved into Merchant Tower the same year he was elevated." "Pietro was guildmaster
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for 75 years?" Raylan didn't even know anyone 70 years old.
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"Indeed. Your brother was the fourth guildmaster merchant he had served with."
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Raylan walked over and sat on the bed.
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He knew Pietro was ancient, but he had trouble comprehending someone, what,
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90, 95 years old? He looked up at Allard, who stood just
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inside the doorway. "Where is the Thieves' Tower?" "It is at the base of the mountain,
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where the Old Quarter meets the Ashfields."
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No wonder he or anyone he knew had never heard or seen the tower.
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It was between the two most wretched areas of the city, both across the Great River.
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No one from any guild crossed the river and wandered through the desolate and dangerous
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Wretched Quarter, and the Ashfields were just that, fields of dead crops and
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trees from over-farming during Ness' youth.
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The other side of the Great River wasn't even considered part of the city anymore,
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even though it was inside the walls. Raylan shook his head.
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He badly wanted to visit his guild tower, even with its unfortunate location,
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but that would have to wait until later. He looked around the room.
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It didn't look like anyone had ever lived there.
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"I assume Pietro's things have been removed." "Yes, Guildmaster
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Pietro's belongings were removed this morning.
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Unfortunately, we haven't had time to bring in fresh linens.
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Which reminds me, we will need to procure you linens, clothing, and robes from the
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Clovers.
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It would probably do well to address that immediately, as you ride in the Founder's Day parade tomorrow.
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And you will need blankets for tonight."
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Raylan nodded, and looked around again. The books were an interesting sight.
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He had never actually seen a book that wasn't used for settling accounts, and there must have
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been dozens on the shelves. The rest of the room was decidedly shabby though,
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and he couldn't help but feel disappointed.
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He knew that his brother was punishing him, and that the guildmaster thief was nothing more
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than a laughingstock, but certainly he could at least have a bed that was better than the
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one he was leaving behind.
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All in all, any hope that being a guildmaster would provide him with luxury were
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dashed.
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Raylan's head still hurt, so he dropped it to the pillow and stretched out on the bed.
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He was starting to rethink his initial excitement over his new position.
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He had a title, but one that was a source of amusement and scorn throughout
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Ness.
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He had some new clothes, but they would be black, a color possibly worse than the brown of the
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guildless. He had privacy, but the price was rather depressing living quarters in the
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basement of his brother's guild tower.
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And while he had never had particular luck with girls, he doubted he'd have any chance
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now.
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He sighed. "Thinking of the parade?" Raylan had forgotten that Allard was
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still there. The deputy stood straight and motionless near the door.
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His arms were clasped behind his back. His hood remained up.
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Raylan laughed, but it was a laugh full of bitterness.
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"No, I hadn't yet gotten to that on my list of things to be concerned about."
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He thought about the Founder's Parade and the tradition of the populace taking their
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frustration out on thieves by pelting their guildmaster.
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Few took as great a pleasure in that tradition as he had, but now it didn't
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seem quite so amusing. He looked at Allard.
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"So I guess I just sit in the cage and smile as I get showered in fruit and vegetable pulp."
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"That was how Guildmaster Pietro handled it." Raylan realized he was being
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rude relaxing while his deputy stood at attention, so he pulled himself up.
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The movement sent waves of pain through his head, however, so he remained
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seated. "There's another way?"
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Raylan pictured a straw man wrapped in the black robe of the Thieves' Guild.
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"You could stand on the wagon without a cage." (laughs)
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Raylan laughed. He knew that some citizens threw rocks.
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(dramatic music)