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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.
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CREDITS
✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
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Production Note
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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Episode 25:
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An Expensive Boat.
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Mailer felt the wagon lurch to a halt.
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She couldn't see anything, but as the noise from the wagon wheels hitting the cobblestones
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ceased, she could hear the distant murmur of voices and occasionally a
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shout.
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The plan was for them to make it to the docks near the Golden Triangle, where they
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would find a boat to take them across the river.
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A landing on the Old Quarter side of the river was against the law.
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As a result, the three of them had to somehow convince the captain to make the trip.
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Mailer assumed that meant violence of some sort.
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The wagon started moving again. The jolts of the cobblestones and the clattering of the
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wagon wheels were the only company as Mailer, Allard, and Rafe crouched
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under bolts of material.
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The three of them were dressed in Harvest Guild clothing, with Allard in a large robe with a
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hood that covered his distinctive bald head and scarred face.
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With a bump, the wagon stopped again.
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A few moments later, Deale whipped back the canvas and slid some of the material
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aside. The diffused glow of sunset filled their hiding spot.
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"Quickly, we must not waste time," Allard said, climbing out of the wagon.
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Deale grabbed Allard's forearm. "Is this the best plan, deputy?
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As we passed, the bridge looked like it was in disarray.
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Maybe the chaos would be protection enough."
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Allard shook his head. "No. We would need to have hundreds to prevent our capture."
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He smiled. "But hearing of the chaos there makes me feel like our guild master has made it across."
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And he turned to Mailer. "Your plan was well-conceived."
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Mailer couldn't suppress her smile.
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She had practically laughed when she drew up the plan to get Allard and Rafe out of the Knight
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Prison and across the bridge. It was so absurd, she assumed they'd all end up
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in irons.
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Yet it turned out to be a success.
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Of course, it wasn't yet a total success, but getting the guild master to safety was the
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most important thing, and she had presumably done that.
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"Thank you again, Deale."
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Allard started down a path from the road to some docks that stood across the North
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Fork from the Golden Triangle.
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Mailer stared across the small river that fed the Great River.
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The lush colors and trees of the Golden Triangle filled her vision.
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The Golden Triangle was a gorgeous park that stood at the spot where the North Fork
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met the Great River.
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You had to cross Trader's Bridge and enter the wealthy Upper Triangle to get to the
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beautiful park, and while every citizen of Ness was presumably welcome to
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do so, the reality was that anyone that didn't live in the Upper Triangle
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was shadowed and harassed by a special contingent of Knight Protectors,
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who cleared out the riffraff.
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Mailer hated those that lived in the Upper Triangle.
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Her goal was to loot all their money and give it to those in the Old Quarter.
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Their short walk ended amidst mostly empty docks.
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There was one boat that was still moored there, and its captain appeared to be working on
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cleaning a spare sail. "Hail, merchant."
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Allard strode forward. "The three of us need to get to the Silo District.
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Are you for hire?"
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The man looked at Allard, who towered over him and whose face was lost in the shadow of his
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hood. "Tough trip upstream with a weak wind." "We'll make it worth your while."
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Allard nodded to Mailer, who pulled out a coin purse that was clearly bulging with
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funds. "We truly could use your help, friend." The merchant nodded.
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"Five gilders."
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Mailer almost gasped. It was the price of 20 normal trips.
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The captain was clearly trying to rob them based on their dire need.
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Mailer wanted to throttle the man, but Allard replied, "Done." "Paid
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up front." "Mailer, pay our kind friend," Allard replied.
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Mailer resisted the temptation to pay with violence and removed five gilders from the
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coin purse.
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She handed them to the man, whose grin was as wide as the Great River.
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"You must really need to get to the silos," the man said, waving the
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three of them onto the boat.
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As the boat set off and moved downstream the short distance to the Great River,
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Mailer took in the view. It was a majestic spot to be on the
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river. The Great River wasn't nearly as wide immediately north of the spot they were
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at, but the North Fork and the Old Fork both emptied into the river around the
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same location, and that widened the Great River to its huge width for
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the rest of its course through Ness.
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They entered the Great River and were about a third of the way across and turning to
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move upstream when Allard spoke up. "Captain, I'm afraid
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there has been a change in plans."
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The captain looked back from working the sails and frowned.
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"I'm not going to take you to the mines or the outer fields, if that's what you have in mind.
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You should feel lucky I am taking you to the silos.
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This is not a passenger ship."
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The disdain and lack of respect in the captain's voice made Mailer clench her teeth.
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"Oh, my friend, the new plan is much easier.
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Simply drop us off over there."
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Allard pointed to the other side of the river, which was a barren and rocky beach that led
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to the ash fields.
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The fields were so depressing and sad that they were hidden from view behind a tall stone
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wall. "I'm not going to take you to the ash fields.
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Certainly, you know it is against the law. In fact, I'm taking you back right now.
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Your request means you are cretins and up to no good."
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Allard laughed. "And you will, of course, keep our five gilders to teach us a
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lesson."
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The captain didn't say anything. "Mailer, convince the captain."
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Mailer smiled as she slid her dagger out of its sheath.
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(instrumental music)