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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr
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(dramatic music plays) . Episode 78:
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At What Cost.
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Graf sent two young men out to spread the word, starting at the edge of the pit
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and moving inward. The most important thing from Rogers' perspective was to
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organize the archers. Hand-to-hand combat with heavily armed knights would
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lead to many casualties, but long bows and skilled archers?
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They could cut the guards down en masse in minutes.
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As the archers made their way to the center of the pit, Rogers was
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disappointed, but not full of despair.
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There were not nearly as many archers as they would need, but there were enough to do very real
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damage, and their bows were exactly as Graf described:
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deadly, and made for hunting, not short-distance target shooting.
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Graf pointed at Rogers, and a group of men bearing short swords approached.
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"Graf said you were organizing the defense,"
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one of them said. "I am," Rogers replied, surprised yet
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appreciative that Graf so gladly gave up his authority.
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"Roe has left to draw the guards to this spot." He pointed to a cobblestone
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design in the center of the circular road at the end of the cul-de-sac.
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"We need to let the archers empty their quarrels at them, and then it will be time for you to attack.
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We are placing men all around so that the guards cannot focus their forces or escape.
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You and your men will go over there and await the signal to attack, which will be an arrow with a blue cloth
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shot into that tree."
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The tree stood at the entrance to the cul-de-sac beside the road.
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"Yes, sir," the
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man replied, and he gathered his men and moved to the house where they would lay in wait.
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More groups made their way to Rogers, and he sent them to various spots in
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houses around the road. There were women along with men, their
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faces even more grim than their male counterparts.
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They were willingly leaving their homes, trusting him with their future.
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They wielded cleavers, knives, as well as traditional weapons like swords,
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families united in defending their neighborhood.
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Things were chaotic and all Rogers could do was provide the most basic
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of guidance while telling people where to go. "Aim for their joints.
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Swing for the neck. Yes, a dagger can be more dangerous than a
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sword. You get close and slip it through the gaps in their
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armor."
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As a positive, the forces were significant, with dozens more fighters
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than the merchant guards, even knowing the guards had knights coming as
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reinforcements from behind. Rogers despaired that it would be enough,
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however. The weapons were barely serviceable.
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There were swords, for sure, but many of the men had pitchforks and hatchets, or
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worse, while the weapon of choice for the women were sharp kitchen utensils
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for the most part.
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Graf approached after Rogers had sent another group off to a house along the lane,
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their mission to block the road if the knights decided to retreat.
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"We are strong, no?" "We have strength in numbers.
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We have an advantage in knowing the battlefield.
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But guards in full armor are formidable."
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Rogers turned to the old man. "You do know that many will die."
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The old man stared at Rogers for a moment, and then nodded his head.
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"We will lose many.
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They will lose all."
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He patted Rogers on the shoulder. "Thank you, guild mate."
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In the distance, a running boy approached. It is time.
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Their plan was sound. The archers were skilled hunters, and their
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bows and arrows were built to be deadly over long distances.
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The guards' armor would protect them from many of the arrows, but some would find their
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mark, and the crossfire would sow confusion. "The messenger approaches, Graf.
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Best to take your position."
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Graf was to stay behind in his house behind the rooting pig, but Rogers
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was certain that he would be one of the first to join the fight.
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As Graf left, Rogers awaited the messenger.
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Moments later, the boy stopped in front of Rogers, taking in large gulps of
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air. "Roe has lost some men, but they killed a money counter guard."
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The boy bent over and took a few more deep breaths.
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"The guards called their entire force to chase down Roe."
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The boy motioned over his shoulder. "They are on their way now." "You
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did well. Go to your home and wait.
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Your job is done."
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Rogers made his way to one of the houses at the edge of the cul-de-sac, the
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one with the most skilled archers, including the one who would signal the
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attack after the archers had loosed all their arrows.
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Roe's force appeared before Rogers had even made it up to the archers.
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He peered out the window to see Roe already at a lawn, and heading to the
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open door of one of the houses at the end of the lane.
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He had left with a force of about ten, and from what Rogers could tell,
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there were only seven or so remaining.
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"Deaths already." Rogers closed his eyes.
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"This will be a bloody day." Opening his eyes and peering
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down the lane, he watched as the guards approached.
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They were slowed down by their armor, yet they still were fast, and they
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moved as a unit in the rough outline of a formation, heading toward a
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goal.To his relief, the arrogance of the guards was on full
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display. There looked to be about two dozen of them, and five or six were
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without helms, presumably assuming that clearing the pit would be simple,
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and thus their worry was more about comfort than danger.
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The formation was also perfect for Rogers' goals.
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They would soon be caught in a crossfire of deadly arrow fire from
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practically all sides, and the orderly nature of their lines would make it
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easy to focus fire.
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The guards slowed down when they realized that they were approaching a dead
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end with a row of houses.
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They must have seen where Roe escaped, but they were disciplined enough not to march
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right into an unknown and defensible position like a house.
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They did exactly as Rogers had expected,
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they stopped right in the middle of the cul-de-sac to chart an attack plan.
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"Now!" Rogers exclaimed.
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An arrow with the green of the Harvest Guild shot through the air from an archer in
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front of Rogers. The arrow plunged into the ground at the feet of the guard at
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the front of the formation. He looked down at the odd arrow with the green streamer
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attached, and then over to the house where the arrow had been loosed.
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But by then, it was too late. The signal had been given, and
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arrows flew from every direction.
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The first volley was the deadliest, and four guards fell to the ground,
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arrows sticking out from eye sockets or their skulls.
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The decision to leave their helms behind led to their doom.
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Another wave of arrows flew, but the guards had reacted and were moving
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around looking for the source of the attack.
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The chaos unfortunately worked to the guards' benefit as they moved in jerky
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motions looking around, leading to arrows missing the mark and
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bouncing impotently off thick armor.
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Arrows continued to fly as a few guards backed up the lane.
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Another guard fell, his unprotected head his undoing, like that of his
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brethren. For a moment, Rogers was afraid that the guards would flee.
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There were too many to be stopped by the force guarding the lane, and he had no doubt
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that they would return with the overwhelming and deadly force waiting behind,
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which would not be merciful. But the remaining guards were moving as a
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unit, and that's when Rogers saw that one of their number was directing
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them with his sword. A leader, he is assessing where to attack.
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It was useless, however, as the arrows continued to fly from all
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directions. A guard screamed out and fell to the ground clutching his
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leg, where an arrow had struck him in an unprotected area.
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Rogers took count as more arrows flew.
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Eighteen guards remained, a formidable number despite the deaths.
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The captain of the guards pointed toward one of the houses, and that's when Rogers
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realized what he was going to do. To escape the deadly fusillade of
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arrows, they were going to simply attack a random house.
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Even in the tight corners and unknown terrain, the guards would be
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safer than sitting in a crossfire. "Unleash the blue arrow!" Rogers
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shouted. The archer had arrows left, but he did as he was told.
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He picked up the arrow with the blue streamer and shot it at the tree.
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With a thunk, it struck the bark, leaving a fluttering blue piece of cloth
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behind.
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The signal did its job, and before the captain could move the guards to more
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defensible positions, waves of Harvest Guild members flooded out of every
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house. They bore swords, knives, axes, pitchforks,
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cleavers, clubs, broomsticks, and even branches from trees.
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The knights spun around, preparing for the onslaught.
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There was no organization to be had when facing raging citizens wearing
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leather tunics, cloth shirts, and bearing weapons that were laughable,
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and yet coming from all directions. Young boys, faster than their older
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guild mates, were at the front of the charge.
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A half dozen of them focused their rush and clashed with two guards.
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They were nimble and well-armed with short swords, but it was still not
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enough.
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Two of the boys immediately fell, vicious swings of broadswords
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leaving behind grievous wounds. But even as the two fell,
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the others swung their weapons. The clang of swords hitting
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armor could be heard across the cul-de-sac.
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A thrust from one sword and a well-placed slash from another led to two
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guards falling with mortal wounds. Before Rogers could celebrate, however,
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everything was chaos. The Harvest Guild members swarmed over the guards,
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making it nearly impossible to assess the flow of the battle.
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Rogers turned and made his way down to support the attack.
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It was clear that their overwhelming numbers would defeat the guards, but at what
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cost?
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As Rogers emerged from the front door of the house, the cost was immediately
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clear. Blood flowed across the cobblestones and bodies lay in
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piles around the remaining guards.
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In the time it took him to get to the street, most of the guards had been killed,
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but they had slashed and stabbed two or three Harvest Guild members for every one of
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their own that had fallen.
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Rogers rushed to help, noticing a body clutching a broomstick on the ground as
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he ran by. The captain of the merchant guards was dead, and there were three
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guards left, crouched in a defensive stance with their backs to each
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other.They swung their swords at whoever rushed forward, the three of them
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covering every approach. Their chaotic attack suddenly facing a tight
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group of desperate guards, the Harvest Guild members didn't know what to
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do. The fear of dying during an attack had finally surpassed their
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rage. Knowing what had to be done, Rogers shouted-
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I will attack.
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As I draw their attention, overwhelm them.
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He rushed forward, his sword in a diagonal, preparing to parry and
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then counter against a desperate defensive attack.
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The guards were disciplined and didn't break their formation, which meant Rogers
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only had to deal with one guard. The trouble was that it was clear
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why the guard was still alive: he was a skilled swordsman.
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Rogers' parry and counter were easily blocked by the guard, whose own counter
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glanced off Rogers' light armor hidden under his tunic.
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No longer focusing on anything more than staying alive,
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Rogers didn't realize that his attack had inspired the others until he watched the
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guard he was facing suddenly drop his arms, his sword clattering to the
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cobblestones. Behind him, a Harvest Guild member backed up holding
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a bloody knife. The other two guards lay dead on the ground.
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They had done it, but the cost had been steep.
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The two dozen guards were dead, but nearly 50 Harvest Guild members were
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also dead or critically wounded.
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Boys, men, and women groaned, and Rogers changed his attention from
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battle to medical care and triage.
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You over there, gather clean cloth. We need to bind these wounds.
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Rogers looked to a man who stood in shock overlooking the carnage.
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You can mourn later.
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Help me move the wounded indoors.
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Gruff had died in the attack, and everyone assumed
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Rogers was their new leader, even though he wasn't part of any of the families
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from the pit. Their trust in him was both humbling and intimidating.
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He had never had so many lives in his hands, and with the dead arrayed around him,
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he wasn't sure he deserved it.
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As he tried to direct people, the cries of parents and family members mourning
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over the dead filled the cul-de-sac.
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There was an odd smell that permeated everything that Rogers couldn't identify,
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and it was only as he had moved away from the bodies that it was blood.
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He had never known that blood had a smell before.
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The realization made him sick to his stomach.
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The wounded ranged from stab wounds that were most likely mortal to broken
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bones to gashes that needed to be threaded and bound with clean dressing.
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As he looked over, Rogers noticed a young man who had lost part of his hand
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to a slash.
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He was more boy than man, and he reminded Rogers of Raylan, his
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guild master. "I hope Raylan and Allard have a plan.
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Things will only get worse from here on out." A shout caught Rogers'
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attention. Things were too dangerous for him to ignore anything, so he walked
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out to see what was happening. His immediate fear was that the knights had arrived with
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archers and would just pick them all off from the top of the wall, but
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that wasn't it. Instead, a young girl was rushing down the road
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toward Rogers.
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They are coming, a huge force!
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The girl stopped in front of Rogers and a few of the
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defenders.
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A huge force of knight protectors approach.
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How many?
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The girl turned to him and exclaimed-
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Dozens! Some on horses.
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That was larger than the force Rogers had seen arraying behind the guards,
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the ones who intended to clean up. Had they found out about the battle in the
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pit? Impossible. No one escaped. Rogers doubted
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that there were dozens of knights approaching, but he didn't doubt that there was a
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large force along with the cavalry he had glanced at.
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Maybe a white guard witnessed the battle from the wall.
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He couldn't risk it.
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The potential defense of the pit against the knights he had seen following the guards would
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have been even worse than what had just occurred,
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yet he considered it possible. But with the potential of a more formidable
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force approaching, Rogers decided that such risks of life were no longer worth
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any price.
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Turning to the others, Rogers said-
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The defense of the pit is at an end. Our goal now is to get to safety.
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Rogers looked up the lane. It was empty, but he knew that knights were
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approaching. He didn't know the answer to the only question that mattered:
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"We need to escape, but how?"
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(dramatic music)