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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.
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CREDITS
✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr
Production Note
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The Thieves Guild,
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by Jake Care.
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Episode 7:
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Back to the Four Corners.
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Rafe had assumed Raylan was dead. He watched from a dark corner as the guard
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slammed his friend's forehead again and again into the heavy wooden table,
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all for something that Rafe had done.
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He was ashamed that he didn't jump in and let them all know the truth.
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He had thrown the tomato. It was all his fault.
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What made him feel worse was that his perception of Raylan was all wrong.
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He had been seething as Raylan recounted the story of his heroic toss at the
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knight.
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Somehow, Raylan always got the credit when nothing went wrong, and Rafe got the blame when
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they were caught. He was on the verge of breaking off their friendship when Deputy
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Carch walked in.
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And even as he was having his head slammed against a table, Raylan didn't once say that
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it was Rafe who had thrown the tomato.
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There was an honor in Raylan that Rafe had never recognized.
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Sure, it was easy to see his brashness and his hatred for authority,
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and his joy in driving his brother mad, but Rafe was starting to think that
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underneath it all was some kind of noble pursuit.
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He didn't know what that pursuit was, but the moment that Rafe discovered that Raylan
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was alive, he knew he wanted to be a part of it.
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(bell ringing)
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He had returned to the Four Corners that evening, feeling depressed and helpless.
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All he wanted to do was drink some ale, remember his friend, and see if anyone had
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any news. The entire atmosphere of the inn changed in the evening,
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with older apprentices and masters from various guilds relaxing after a
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day of labor, replacing the younger apprentices and guildless who inhabited
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the inn during the day.
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One thing hadn't changed however: Raylan was the center of attention.
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This time, however, it wasn't his storytelling, but rather the news that he had been
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elevated to guild master thief. At a table near the back, Rafe
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noticed several of the young apprentices who had been listening and laughing to Raylan
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earlier. He hurried over for news.
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And my brother has a slingshot. With the cage, it will be difficult, but
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I swear I'm going to hit him in the eye with a piece of gravel.
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How great will it be to have a guild master thief with an eyepatch?
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The whole table laughed as the harvest apprentice covered his eye with his hand,
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and squinted with his other one.
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(laughs)
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Rafe stood in the background, listening to them all.
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Kyral, the young apprentice who cheered the loudest at Raylan's story, discussed
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how he had saved up some rotten tomatoes to throw at Raylan.
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Another apprentice talked about how they should donate crowns to a pot, and whoever drew blood
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first would win the entire prize.
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He had debated storming in and embarrassing them all, berating them for their
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childishness and lack of support for their friend.
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Even if Raylan wasn't a friend to them, he shared a story with them that caused him to
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get beaten severely. Certainly that counted for something.
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But he couldn't.
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Rafe cursed himself as he shuffled out of the inn.
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He just couldn't stand confrontation at such a personal level.
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He could incite chaos, and he had done so many times at Raylan's goading,
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but he just couldn't stand arguing with someone or a group of people.
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Hit and run. Yeah, that's how I operate.
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While Rafe considered it a somewhat demeaning strategy, it was what he knew best.
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Now he just needed to find a way to help Raylan by hitting and running.
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Of course, before he could do that, he had to find him, and he had no idea where Raylan
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was. He asked everyone he knew, and no one had ever considered where Pietro lived.
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As far as they knew, he just wandered the streets.
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It was deep into the night before he gave up.
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He returned to his quarters with a simple plan: he would wait for Raylan at the end of the
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Founder's Day Parade. He couldn't help his friend get through that ordeal, but he would be
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there for him at the end. As he lay his head down on his straw mat and closed his
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eyes, an exciting possibility entered Rafe's mind.
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He could join the Thieves Guild.
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He thought of dashing feats of robbery, where he would steal from the
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mansions in the Upper Triangle and give the proceeds to the poor folks in the
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flats or even the Old Quarter. He pictured himself roaming the streets in his
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ominous black robe, the knights hunting him down while citizens cheered him
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on. He fell asleep and dreamt of countless adventures, all involving a
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black robe and plenty of daring.
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Could being a thief really be that bad?
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(instrumental music plays)