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✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Episode 61:
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In the Thieves Dungeon.
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The blade of the Craft Guild had been in a cell without light for what
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felt like days. How long it actually had been, he had no
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idea. When the horsemen in black fell on him, they beat him
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unconscious. And when he awoke, there was nothing but darkness and the occasional
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sound of a cup of water, and his food plate scraping across the stone as
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they were slid into his cell.
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He had spent the time trying to understand the implications.
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Uh, the men in black were well-organized.
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Black was the color of the Thieves Guild. There were guards on the wall in black.
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The Ash Fields were being reclaimed by workers wearing black.
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How could the thieves have maintained a hidden city and guild for so long?
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The blade thought of Pietro, and his respect for the man increased dramatically.
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The old man did all this. He misled everyone by making his position seem
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an obvious character he was playing, but he wasn't playing a character at
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all.
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He was the Guildmaster thief.
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When a flash of light appeared at the end of the hall, the blade had to cover his eyes, even
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though it was dim. When his sight finally got used to the flickering and the
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brightness of the approaching torch, the blade wondered whether he was hallucinating.
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Standing on the other side of the bars was Allard, who wore his awful
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black robe with the hood pulled over his face.
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"Who are you?" the tall knight said, his deep voice filling the
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cell. The blade remained silent. "You wear no guild colors, and yet you
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bore this." Allard held up the blade's dagger.
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"This is not the blade of a beggar or guiltless vagrant from the flats."
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The blade cursed himself. It was not his best dagger, but Allard was right.
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It was too sharp and well-made to be the knife of a random citizen.
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Still, he remained quiet. "Your silence does not bode well for your
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future."
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Allard tossed the dagger down the dark hall, where it let out a harsh clanging
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sound. "I will ask one more time."
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Allard tossed back his hood. He was frowning, and the combination of his frown with the
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wicked scar across his forehead in the light of the flames was frightening, even for the
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blade. "Tell me your name and your guild."
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"Vesper. I am with the Craft Guild."
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The blade told the truth, knowing that it was always a mistake to lie when the truth could
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not harm you. "Very good. I was going to let you starve, but now I will make
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your death more merciful."
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Allard reached over his shoulder and withdrew his broadsword from a sheath on his back.
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It was the mightiest sword Vesper had ever seen, bigger than the sword of the deputy
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guildmaster knight. "Now tell me why you're on this side of the river." Allard
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leaned on the sword.
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"I was curious about the Wretched Quarter.
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Curiosity is not a crime."
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The blade was practiced at lying, and he used a strained voice full of
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fear and confusion. "Th- that is a lie, as with your silence.
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I will only repeat myself one more time.
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If you lie again, I will blind you."
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Vesper knew of Allard's reputation.
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He was old, but had been one of the most vicious and skilled members of the Knight Guild.
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The blade didn't know why they had kicked Allard out of the guild, but he assumed it was due to
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something horrible.
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Against Allard, he had to be careful with his lies.
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"I am on a mission for the guild."
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"Orion sent you?"
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Allard seemed shocked. Vesper knew the moment was right to risk a lie, even
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though the cost would have been horrific.
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"No. The captain of the guards felt personally insulted by the guildmaster
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thief's behavior at their guildmaster feast.
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He assigned me to do my best to hunt him down and kill him."
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Allard peered at the blade for an uncomfortable amount of
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time. If he believed Vesper, he may have avoided death, because he knew without
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a doubt that if Allard knew he was the craft blade, that he would kill Vesper
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immediately. Finally, Allard said...
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"That was a fool's mission based on arrogance."
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Vesper did his best not to show how relieved he was at the comment.
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"My duty is to serve, not question my orders."
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It was a standard reply that any knight would have understood. Allard nodded.
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"Speaking the truth has saved your life."
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Allard returned his sword to its sheath.
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"Your punishment is to lose your hands."
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Allard turned to leave. "It will be done within the hour.
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You will be bandaged and then returned across the bridge."
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Vesper's heart sank. He had critical information for Orion.
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Allard had somehow formed an army in the Wretched Quarter, an army in black.
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Their base was a mighty tower that was camouflaged from the city by the mountain behind it.
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The army controlled the entire other side of the river.
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The entire Wretched Quarter was a hidden city of thieves.
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All of that information could be delivered to Orion, whether he had hands or not.
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But losing his hands meant that Vesper had no future.
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The guilds were brutal to cripples. He would most likely end up as a beggar
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in the flats, eventually hounded by the knight protectors into the Wretched
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Quarter, where he'd starve or die from random violence.
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Vesper had no real loyalty to anyone.
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His life had been one struggle after another, and he learned early that the way
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ahead was to commit to those with the most power.
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So, he had always helped Orion, because it also helped him.His
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dedication to the guild ended with the guild's dedication to him.
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That thought filled his head as Allard lifted his hood over his head
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and turned to leave.
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Orion's commitment to the blade would end with the loss of his hands, and
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if the guild wouldn't commit to him, the blade had to find a new path
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forward.
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Allard had taken two steps when Vesper called out.
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Wait! I have more to say.
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Allard turned. The shadow of the hood made his face unreadable.
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Speak.
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The voice was deep and flat.
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I will only speak if you swear not to harm me.
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The hood shook slightly from right to left.
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I will make no such promise.
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Allard turned to leave again.
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I am the Blade of the Craft Guild.
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Allard paused and then turned back, remaining silent.
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I will say no more, unless you swear that you will not harm me.
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Allard threw back his hood and walked right up to the cell.
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Are those your terms?
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Vesper considered his options. Just by speaking, he would destroy any
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future he had in any guild, but to not speak meant that he would lose his hands,
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and that would also destroy his future with other guilds.
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His only opportunity was to change sides, but he did not want to do that without knowing
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more about what that meant.
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No. Those are the terms for me to speak one additional sentence.
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For me to tell you everything I know, you must also share with me what you know.
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Who are you? What is your goal? What is your future?
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And why do you need to know these things?
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Because the answer will help me decide whether to join you or not.
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Blunt words, but words that come easily from one facing grave
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punishment.
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Allard laughed.
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Still, you are a true blade with motivations that are easy to understand.
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I once faced a similar decision as you have in front of you, Blade Vesper, so you are lucky that you are
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talking with me.
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Allard leaned forward and his voice took on a conspiratorial whisper.
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I understand you.
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Stepping backward, Allard lifted his hood back over his head.
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Alas, that is not a decision for me to make.
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I will return to discuss this with you further after I receive guidance.
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Whose decision is it?
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Vesper couldn't imagine who would be leading the bandit forces other
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than Allard.
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Why, the guild master thief, of course.
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(Ominous music)