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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.
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CREDITS
✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
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Production Note
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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Chapter Two,
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Karch.
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Karch squeezed the robe in his fist until his knuckles turned as white as the material.
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He didn't enjoy being the second-most important person in one of several powerful guilds
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in Ness. He wanted to be the second-most powerful person in the most
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powerful guild.
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And someday, the most powerful man, period.
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It was a timeline and plan he had helped nurture for years, and yet now
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Lassen's irresponsible and maddening little brother was about to ruin everything.
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Raylan.
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If it had been up to Karch, the disrespectful whelp would have been banished years
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earlier. He flaunted his lack of gild as if it was due to his rebelliousness
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and not his ineptitude. He insulted Karch regularly, knowing that his
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brother would protect him.
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And perhaps worse than anything, he was constantly causing problems, for he and Lassen's
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intricately laid plans.
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This was just one more example of that.
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Karch scowled. This mischief would be the last.
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He knocked on the polished wooden door with his free hand.
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He caught a glimpse of his reflection in the brass plate that said "Lassen
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Miller, Guildmaster Merchant."
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Karch softened his features. When it came to Lassen's brother, he had to take
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care not to be too aggressive or insulting.
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"Come in,"
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came the tired voice of his guildmaster.
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Karch turned the knob with his left hand while he slid the stained robe in his right hand behind his
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back.
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He entered, closed the door, and approached, both his hands behind him.
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He bowed his head. "Guildmaster. I'm afraid we have a new problem with the Knight Guild." He
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looked up just as Lassen dropped his head against his hand, rubbing his temples with his
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fingers. "Will this never end? What do they want now? More money?
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Does Sachs want me to apprentice more of his relatives?
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Do they want me to pay for the masons to build their tower higher?"
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Lassen slammed his fist to the table. "I'm still dealing with Pietro's death.
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I swear, Karch, this has to end. Doesn't Sachs know we haven't yet eliminated the Harvest Guild?
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I'm just trying to avoid strikes or, gods forbid, bloodshed." Karch did his best not to
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smile. He had arranged everything so perfectly.
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He paid the bribes, apprenticed the right children, gave the right gifts, that he didn't
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have to worry about any other complications than the one in his right hand, and that
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complication was about to be removed.
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"Sir, this is an entirely different kind of problem." He brought his hand forward and laid the
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robe on Lassen's desk. A reddish-brown stain marred the pure white of the
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rest of the robe. "Your brother insulted the Knight Guild by tossing a
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tomato at a member of the White Guard while he was on duty." Karch shook his head in an
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attempt to display a shocked sadness. Lassen grabbed the robe and examined the stain.
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He looked up at Karch. "Are they positive it was Raylan?" "Indeed, sir.
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The knight saw him clearly in the midst of a field at the base of the north wall.
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He had presumably been practicing his throws for the Founder's Day Parade."
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Karch shrugged. "I'm sure he meant no harm."
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Lassen's face turned red. His temper was famous across the city, and
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Karch had said the perfect thing to set it off. "'Meant no harm'?
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I've told him again and again that he had to stop these insults to my position as guildmaster and to the
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reputation of his own family."
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Lassen started to drum his hand on his desk as his voice increased in volume.
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"I've had to protect Raylan from every guildmaster in the city over his continued
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misbehavior, and this is how he thanks me, by assaulting the guards who defend our
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walls."
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Karch leaned forward. "Not to mention, Guildmaster, that he has offended the one guild that could
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cause problems for your plan to merge the Merchant and Harvest Guilds."
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Lassen's eyes opened a bit wider. "My patience is at an end, Karch." He grabbed
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the robe and threw it at him. "Find my brother and bring him here.
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My days of protecting him are over. We'll deliver him to Sachs and let the knights take care of him." The
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moment came for Karch to spring his trap.
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He would finally be able to rid himself of the impertinent Raylan.
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Karch almost couldn't restrain his smile as he considered Raylan living the rest of his
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life in degradation and isolation. And the beauty was that it brought his
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entire plan together. Raylan would no longer be an issue, and the last
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potential stumbling block to their plan to control Ness would be removed.
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"Guildmaster."
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Karch began to fold the robe. "I'm afraid just giving Raylan to the knights will only anger him.
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They won't hold him for very long for such a minor offense, and when they let him go, he will be even more
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uncontrollable."
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Karch looked at Lassen and was pleased to see him listening intently, his hands spread on the
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table. "I have a plan that I think will solve two of your problems at once." Lassen
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leaned back, his face emotionless. "I'm listening."