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✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Episode 119:
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Lies.
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They were small things, nearly imperceptible, something that perhaps
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only a thief that was as skilled at observing as Allard was would catch:
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the look of the guard toward Alexio when he was bringing their food, the
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glance of Alexio toward the guard as he entered, and then his glance at
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Allard as if sizing up Allard's intention of violence against an
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ally. And then there were their conversations.
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Alexio was quite secretive, and perhaps one could assign his
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reticence to talk to his experience as a blade, but Allard saw through
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that too.
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However, it was the conversation about Pietro that confirmed his belief
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that this prisoner was not the blade of the merchant guild.
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"How did you kill Pietro?" Allard said the words bluntly, without
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emotion. If others were in the room, they would have seen a calm, confident
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Alexio frown as if offended,
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but Allard saw something else, even in the dim light.
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A flicker in the eyes, the tiniest of twitches:
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fear. "I did not kill Pietro. That would have been the blade of
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the craft guild."
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Before meeting Vesper, Allard admitted that Vesper killing Pietro
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was a possibility. But one of Vesper's strengths, and it was a
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strength that Allard himself felt that Vesper didn't understand or
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underestimated in himself, was his disarming honesty.
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It wasn't just pride in his work, it seemed like purity of
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vision, as if lying would somehow stain his work as a blade.
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No, Vesper didn't kill Pietro.
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Allard was sure of it. That meant that Alexio killed him and was denying
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it, or that Alexio wasn't a blade at all.
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And at this point, Allard was almost positive that Alexio wasn't a blade.
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He was a spy for whoever had imprisoned him.
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Despite Alexio's confidence, Allard had one more card to play.
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"And what is the name of the blade of the craft guild?
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You clearly know him if you are sure he killed Pietro."
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Alexio paused before replying, and then nodding his head as if
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he made some important decision, he said, "If we escape, you will kill him."
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"What an absurd question. Of course I will kill him." Alexio nodded
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again. "His name is Garrick. You will often find him coming in and out of the craft guild
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tower, but his only business there is his work as a blade." If Alexio had
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said the name Vesper, Allard still wasn't sure he would have believed him, but
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the blatant lie of this Garrick name made it clear Alexio was not
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to be trusted, and he almost certainly wasn't the blade of the merchant guild.
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"I see." Allard didn't say anything else, and Alexio seemed
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to understand that something had changed between them.
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He tensed as he spoke. "When we escape, he will be easy to find."
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"You give him up so easily. Is there no honor among blades?" "You're a thief,
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what know you of honor?" Alexio said it casually, as if it was obvious
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that he was dealing with the worst among the citizens of Ness, and that Allard would
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accept such a description. Allard struggled to his feet.
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The swelling in his face had gone down and he could see well enough, but his knee
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was painful and stiff. He took a step toward Alexio.
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"What are you doing?" Alexio's concern was not just in his body
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language, it was in his spoken language now too.
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"I'm going to kill you for lying to me." Alexio scrambled to his feet, and at
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that moment it was clear to Allard: Alexio was not only not a blade,
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he wasn't even a guard or knight. He held himself awkwardly as he faced
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Allard. Smiling, Allard paused and looked Alexio up and down.
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"Who are you? You are not a spy, a guard, and you are certainly not a blade.
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Some lackey, a captain who felt he could score some goodwill by fooling the badly injured Allard
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without risk." "I c- I told you, I'm the blade of the merchant guild."
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Allard laughed. "You didn't kill Polo, fool. Two blades had already attempted to reach him.
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One is most likely dead, and the other said the task was impossible.
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Now he is a formidable blade, and do you know why, pretender?" "Uh, why?"
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Alexio scrambled back, pressing his back against the wall of their cell.
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Allard strode forward. "Because he understands power, and he understood when he didn't have
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it. He didn't have the power to reach Polo, and he admitted that.
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And he didn't have the power to hurt me or fool me, and he admitted that too." Allard
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was within arm's reach of Alexio, who awkwardly held his hands up in a boxer's
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stance. Ignoring the fists, Allard leaned forward.
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"Do you have the power to hurt me, liar?" "Guard, guard!
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Allard is attacking me. Help!"
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Alexio tried to slip away from Allard's reach and scrambled along the wall.
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Allard grabbed his arm and roughly pulled him back, spinning him around.
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Alexio tried to punch Allard, who shoved him against the wall, his body hitting
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the stone with a thud. As Allard closed in, Alexio kicked
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Allard's damaged knee. The flash of pain was intense, but Allard ignored
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it as he grabbed Alexio's head and quickly twisted it in his powerful hands,
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breaking his neck.The cell door was opening, and Allard limped
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quickly toward it. As it flew open, the guard entered with a sword in his
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hand, looking around. Allard swung his fist down, slamming it into
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the guard's wrist. With a cry of pain, the guard wrenched his arm back as the
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sword went spinning to the floor.
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Another step forward, two quick punches, and the guard was
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on his knees. Allard would have normally knocked him aside with a solid kick, but
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his knee was barely able to hold him up, let alone kick.
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Allard grabbed the guard's arm in one hand, and as he pulled him to his feet with it,
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he struck him in the jaw with the other.
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The guard slumped to the ground, his helmet making a clang as his head hit the
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floor. Grabbing the sword, Allard limped toward the door to the cell.
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He walked out and immediately knew where he was.
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The stone walls, the stone floor, the torches, the
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long, carved hallway. He was in the mines, and the Harvest Guild
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were his captors.
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The good news was that he apparently had been imprisoned deep in the mines,
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and there were no other guards nearby.
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The bad news was that he had no idea how to get out, or how many
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swords stood between him and freedom.
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He limped forward, occasionally using the sword as a cane.
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He had no plan other than to find sunlight.
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The wall ended at another door. It was iron and locked.
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He knew it was guarded on the other side, and thus, he had to come up with some kind
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of plan.
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He went over the options available to him.
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In his younger days, he could have conceivably fought his way out.
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Later in life, he could have counted on Pietro to miraculously do something that would have
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saved him.
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But now?
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He once again thought of Vesper, who came to the old quarter to assassinate
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Raillen and left the Thieves Guild an ally.
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Allard pounded on the door with the hilt of the sword.
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Guard, it is Allard. Your foolish spy lies dead.
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The guard will have a headache, but is otherwise fine.
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I had no quarrel with him, nor do I have a quarrel with you.
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Guildmaster Polo had hoped to have his man earn my trust to get information from me.
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I will give it gladly. I am injured and not a threat.
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Allard dropped the sword, which made a clang as it hit the ground.
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Take me to Polo. Put me in chains for all I care.
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He wishes to hear from me, and I wish to talk to him. Let's make it so.
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The door opened to blinding light from the other side.
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As Allard squinted, two knights with drawn swords walked in.
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Allard held up his arms.
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I am prepared for chains.
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Before he could say anything else, one of the knights slammed him in the face with the hilt of
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his sword,
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and everything once again went dark.
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(dramatic music)
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.