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✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
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Production Note
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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Season 3.
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Episode 41.
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Picking up the pieces.
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Some limped, some walked, some carried others, some
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were left dead in the streets.
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Despite their losses, the force that the Merchant Guild sent to defend the city
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arrived at Merchant Tower with their heads held high.
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Rogers couldn't help but marvel what he had witnessed on the Great Road.
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The outlander force was orders of magnitude greater than anyone in Ness would
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have expected. Everyone knew, or had believed, that the
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outlanders were simply desperate poor raiders that stole food and
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raided the outer field stores. How could they have an army?
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The fact that the massive Harvest Guild populace from the expansive Lower Quarter
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were just across the Great Bridge and ready to pour over to attack the outlanders was a
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stroke of luck that had literally saved the city.
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He didn't want to think of how many Harvest Guild members had died doing so.
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As seemed to always happen, Rogers took over.
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Dervish had died, foolishly, Rogers thought.
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It was something he would not have said out loud until Karch met him within the tower.
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Karch's arms were crossed and he looked thoughtful.
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But what struck Rogers the most was the horrible brown and blue bruises that
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appeared to cover every inch of his exposed body.
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"Who are you?" "I'm Rogers, sir. I joined the force and helped guide us
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back to the tower."
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No one else spoke up or contradicted Roger's statement that he was leading them.
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"Where's Dervish?" "He perished attacking the retreating outlander force.
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He was quite brave." "He was an idiot.
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Bravery without forethought is no different than foolishness." Karch peered at Rogers.
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"And what did you do?" Before Rogers could speak, a bloodied guard
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stepped forward. "He saved us, Guild Master.
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While Dervish was rushing forward at the retreating army, Rogers here ran up and down the line
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shouting for us all to retreat."
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Karch once again turned to Rogers. "And why did you do that, Rogers?"
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Rogers had a few options: be humble, be confident, or
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attack Dervish's leadership.
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He was facing Karch, and Rogers knew enough about him to know that saying the wrong
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thing could turn out really badly for him.
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Still, Karch tipped his hand earlier, so Rogers went with the
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blunt and harsh truth. "Because attacking a much larger retreating force
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seemed foolish, and a needless risk of life and limb."
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Karch stared at Rogers for an uncomfortably long time.
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He then turned to an older guard. "What do you think?" "I have always
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admired Dervish, sir, but I must agree that he let his courage get in the way of
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common sense." "I agree."
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Karch turned back to Rogers. "We face challenging times.
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I don't need dumb courage, I need wise decisions." Karch tapped his chin with a
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finger. "It seems I need a new captain of the tower.
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Rogers, I believe this would be an excellent use of your skills."
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Captain of the Merchant Tower. That would mean Rogers would be locked in the
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merchant complex most of his day. He not only wouldn't be as effective for
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the thieves there, it wasn't anything he wanted to do.
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"Sir, if you don't mind,
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I've lived my whole life in the Flats and Lower Quarter.
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I'm honored at your faith in me, but I'd prefer to return to my shop."
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Rogers was expecting some kind of rebuke and possibly punishment, but
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Karch returned to his thoughtful look.
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"Well, thanks to Larson's idiocy and Kerris' childishness, we have lost two
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captains in the Lower Quarter recently.
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Rogers, as you know, we have historically had three captains in the Lower Quarter.
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One for the Warehouse and Merchant Districts, one for the Flats, and one for the Lower Triangle."
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Karch took a few steps and slapped Rogers on the back.
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"That's two captains too many. You're now my captain of the Lower Quarter." Before
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Rogers could even consider a reply, Karch smiled and patted Rogers'
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shoulder. "Before you speak, know that this is not a request."
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Captain of the Lower Quarter. Rogers was having trouble comprehending what that
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meant for him. "You can thank me later."
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And as Karch turned to leave, Rogers realized that he was now the captain of the
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Lower Quarter for the Thieves Guild, the Harvest Guild, and the Merchant
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Guild.
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Vilhelm's forces made their way slowly down Dragon Road.
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There were many injured, and the losses left behind were substantial, yet they
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were not followed, and that told Vilhelm something important: Ness
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was poorly prepared for any kind of attack.
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That pitchforks and broomsticks beat his army was a bitter blow,
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but the mountains of dead it took to defeat him was not sustainable, especially
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if he was better prepared.
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He stood up on his horseback and looked back toward the mighty wall of Ness
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falling back in the distance behind him. "Yes," he thought.
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"We are beaten, but we are not broken." "What next,
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Crown?" It was his general, a brilliant man named Breton,
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who lived his life raiding the outer fields.
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He sat on his own mighty steed, glancing at Vilhelm staring behind
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him.
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Vilhelm returned his attention to their long march back to Gautland.
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"We prepare better,
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"I... We were surprised by a much larger force of civilians, sir.
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I did not expect them to rally so quickly."
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"They didn't rally."
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Vilhelm was sure of it.
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It was luck that stopped them, nothing more, nothing less.
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"They were there for a reason unrelated to our attack.
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Perhaps it is related to the politics the Guildmaster thief warned me of."
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Vilhelm turned to Bretin. "You ask what is next?
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What is next is that we will attack again, but first, we will prepare with deception and
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infiltration."
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With a kick, Vilhelm urged his horse forward.
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He didn't look back again for the remainder of the march back to Gautland.
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Before Raylan could get to a bath and clean the stench from the sewers off him, Reif
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ran up to him from the staircase and gave him a big hug.
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"Raylan, you are a sight for sore eyes.
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This guildmastering thing is not for me."
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Before Raylan could reply, Reif shoved him away.
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"Good God, man. You smell worse than after the Founder's Day parade."
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"It appears guildmastering requires regular immersion in filth for our guild."
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Raylan laughed.
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"Let me get cleaned up. We have a lot to talk about."
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"We do, but before you go, guess who is here?"
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"Allard has returned?"
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Reif's face fell.
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"No, he is still on his mission."
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Reif's smile returned.
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"Mayla is here, and you will not believe her story.
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As you said, we have a lot to talk about."
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"If I know Mayla, whatever mission she was on, she left behind lots of
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grumbling and angry people."
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"Quite the opposite, but get cleaned up.
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I'll have your study made ready."
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Raylan took a very long bath. He felt in no hurry, as the
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Outlanders were fleeing, and with Mayla back, that meant that Pola was warned of
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the danger to the Harvest Guild and of his own personal danger.
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Things appeared to have returned to some semblance of normalcy.
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It was after drying off, dressing in his Guildmaster garb and entering his study
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that he realized how wrong he was.
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As Raylan entered the room, the greetings rang out, but the only thing he could
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focus on was that he didn't recognize half of the people.
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"Guildmaster."
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"Raylan, you look much better."
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"He smells better too."
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Raylan smiled at that, but couldn't take his eyes off the woman to the left of
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Mayla. She looked serious and thoughtful, but what really caught Raylan's
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eyes was her dark, flowing brown hair, deep brown eyes,
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almost black, and her stunningly beautiful face.
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Her darker skin was a sharp contrast to pale Rebecca, who sat to the
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woman's left and somehow faded into the background next to her.
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The woman wore the black of the Thieves Guild, but Raylan didn't recognize her.
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"Guildmaster."
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The voice drew Raylan's attention. It
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was a man sitting to Mayla's right who looked to be about 10 years older than Raylan.
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"Well met, all of you, but I fear I see some new faces whom I don know,
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while we are missing others. Are there no captains in attendance?"
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Raylan turned to Felos, who shook his head.
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"This is Darla."
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Raylan turned to the beautiful woman who Mayla was nodding at.
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"She is my...
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partner."
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Partner? What did that mean?
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Raylan bowed his head to her.
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"Darla, it is wonderful to have you here.
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Mayla is a valued and trusted member of the guild.
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Her word on your behalf is all I need to hear."
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"And this is Prosper."
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Mayla motioned to the man who also wore the black of the guild.
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"Well met, Prosper. I fear I am at a disadvantage, as I know little about
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both of you."
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Raylan sat at his seat, a raised chair that faced those arrayed around the
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table and across from him. He glanced at Rebecca, who sat at the end of the
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table to Raylan's left. Her face was hard to read.
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She looked intrigued, almost tentative, but Raylan realized he couldn't
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differentiate between Rebecca being bemused and being serious, or
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even her being angry. She was always so... calm.
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He was unsure if she had introduced herself to everyone, and Raylan was about to do so
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when Reif spoke up.
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"Raylan, you will not believe this. Remember when I told you about Dragon Road and the path through the
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mountain and the city on the other side, also named Ness?"
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"I do."
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"Prosper is from that Ness. It is the home of the Magic Guild."
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Before Raylan could respond, before he could even fathom what Reif had said,
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Prosper cleared his throat.
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"It is not the home of the Magic Guild.
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There are no guilds in Ness.
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The magicians rule the city, but they are not a guild.
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They are tyrants."
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Raylan had no time to comprehend what he was hearing when his thoughts were interrupted
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once again.
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"Impossible! The mountain came down and blocked the road."
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Raylan turned to Rebecca, who was almost unrecognizable.
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She looked a combination of angry and frightened.
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"Be that as it may..."
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Prosper pointed a finger at Rebecca, and the glass of water in front of her
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raised into the air, floating in front of her face.
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"It is so."
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Raylan was stunned. The glass just floated as still as if it had been resting
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on the table.
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And for the third time, before he could respond, his thoughts were
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interrupted. Rebecca slapped at the glass, sending it flying across
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the room, where it crashed to the floor, breaking into shards.
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"Rebecca!" She stood up without replying, shoved her chair
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back, and marched across the room. Everyone stared as her dress
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billowed behind her as she exited through the wide door without so much as a
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comment.As everyone sat in silence, Raylan finally
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found his voice. "It appears we have much to discuss.
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Prosper, you are welcome to our guild.
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I will talk to Rebecca."
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Prosper shrugged.
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Raylan turned back to Mayla. "You succeeded in your mission."
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"I did, but there is more to the story.
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Polo imprisoned me in the mines."
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Mayla proceeded to relay her and Darla's story, starting with Polo's
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anger and hatred of anyone that crossed him, which Reiff reinforced by
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sharing Polo's letter to the Thieves Guild.
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Mayla then continued her story, highlighting Darla's resourcefulness
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and bravery as they made their way through the mountain and back.
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As she outlined Katrina's death, Raylan glanced over at Prosper,
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who sat stone-faced and emotionless.
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"Darla, thank you for your courage and kindness to the guild and to Mayla."
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"It is I who should be thanking Mayla, Guild Master.
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She has saved me."
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And in that moment, their relationship clarified right in front of Raylan,
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as Darla, who Raylan now noticed was muscular and lithe, and
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indeed impressive alongside her beauty, took Mayla's hand.
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Mayla, the sarcastic, tough and blunt blade, responded by
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lowering her head to Darla's shoulder.
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"While I am glad that you are both safe here, what are the latest
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developments? Any word on Keres? Have we heard from Simpson?
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Perhaps he can speak better of us to Polo.
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And what is happening with Polo?"
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"Simpson is who delivered Polo's letter.
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He was to share its contents to the Harvest Guild members in the old quarter."
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"And you allowed that?"
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"Yes."
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Raylan nodded his head. It was challenging, but indeed the right thing to
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do. "Good. Our actions will speak louder than any of Polo's words.
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And what of Quinto?
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Do we know of how his attempt to overthrow Sax has gone?"
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Before anyone could reply, Raylan added, "And where is Allard?
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I could use his counsel." As if in reply, there was a loud rap on the
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door. Raylan glanced over, and to his shock, watched as Vesper,
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the double-crossing blade of the Craft Guild, walked in.
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He was covered in dust and blood and dried mud.
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He took a tentative step forward, but paused when Felos stepped forward and put
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his hand on the hilt of his sword.
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"Do you think I got this far as an enemy to the guild, you fool?"
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Despite his comment, Vesper remained in the doorway, and didn't challenge
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Felos.
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"Alas, Guild Master, I did my best. I freed Allard from the
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Harvest prison, but he died at the gate."
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Vesper lowered his head.
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"We were so close and he gave his life for me to escape."
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Vesper looked up, and his face looked drawn and haunted.
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"Why would he do that?"
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Quinto had set up his base of operations in the cramped but secure
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Nightwatch, a smaller tower that overlooked the outer fields, and also
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presented access to the wall.
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He was awaiting word on how his forces were doing as they marched a very long
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corridor atop the wall to the Night Guild tower.
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His expectations were positive, but grim.
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There was no way to maneuver or outflank or strategically deal
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unexpected blows to the drunken and foolish Sax's defenses.
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He had to use brute force, and unfortunately, brute force was Sax's
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strength.
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His hope was that Sax would do something stupid, but he was unsure how
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that would happen, if it did.
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The answer came in the form of his lieutenant, Jaxon, who rushed along the wall
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to the Nightwatch and Quinto's makeshift office with his hand clenched in a
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fist. The man entered Quinto's quarters gasping for breath as he
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bent over, one hand holding his knee for support.
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As the man's breathing slowly returned to normal, Quinto stood up and
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approached him.
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"What word, Jaxon? Do we make progress?"
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In response, the man stood up straight, smiled widely and held out
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his fist, opening his fingers to reveal the seal of the Night Guild
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still attached to Sax's severed finger.
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