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✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Episode 111:
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Prosper.
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It was slow going, but in some ways it was easier than before.
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Katrina knew exactly where her husband's cabin stood and the way
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was through heavy woods, which made it much easier to sense the approach of the
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guardian. But they went slow with the wagon often getting
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stuck in ruts and brambles.
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As they walked, the three of them were taut with fear and excitement.
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Darla held her knives at the ready and Katrina held her bow.
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Maila felt a bit useless as she pulled the cart laden with supplies, but she
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knew that her skills were made for the shadows.
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She also had the important job of throwing the three loosely knit together
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bags of flour sitting at the front of the wagon when the guardian inevitably
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attacked. Katrina whispered details about her husband.
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His name was Prosper, and she clearly loved him dearly.
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He was a talented magician, but rather than follow studies and scribe
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work at the library, he pursued practical magic, which for him
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meant joining the guards.
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As Katrina proudly discussed Prosper, it led to many questions for
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Maila. What was scribe work? The library was mentioned in awe
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by Katrina, and she described it as a massive building with catacombs.
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What was that about?
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She mentioned that Prosper was careful not to use his magic casually as so many
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other magicians did without hesitation, as he loved his wife and their memories
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together too much to do so. What did that mean?
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But the questions had to wait because all three of them focused on the woods around them,
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listening for the pad of a heavy foot, the crack of a branch, or some other
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sign that the guardian was approaching.
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Maila was cursing as she roughly pulled the wagon over a tree root when she heard
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it, a distinct but muffled crack ahead of them.
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Katrina was whispering to Darla, so Maila immediately dropped the handle of the
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wagon and grabbed Darla and Katrina's arms.
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They turned to look at her, and she held an index finger over her lips with her left
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hand while she pointed ahead with her right.
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Darla immediately fell into a crouch, knives in both hands.
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Katrina readied her bow as her eyes scanned left and right.
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They were close to a wide gap between two trees, which was ahead and
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to their right. It wasn't a path, but it was more grass than
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brambles and roots. Maila was looking forward to the easier passage,
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but now she saw it as a problem. The guardian could approach with little more than
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the movement of grass or leaves revealing it.
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Picking up a bag of flour, Maila decided to focus on that gap.
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She had no idea if the guardians were intelligent enough to plan a stealth approach,
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but the chance that it would attack through a clearing even without a strategy seemed
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reasonable. In either case, the gap was a weakness, and she kept
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watch.
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It didn't take long for her to notice grass move about 30 feet ahead
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and to the right near the outer edge of the clearing.
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It would be a long throw for her with the heavy flour, but Maila
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assessed that with two other bags, taking a risk early could prove to have
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huge returns. So with both hands and all her might, she tossed the
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bag of flour toward the swaying grass.
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The bag landed with a thud, flour billowing out.
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Darla and Katrina stared at the growing cloud, their weapons at the ready.
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Two things then happened in quick succession. Maila realized she missed.
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There was no guardian outlined in the flour, which was filling the whole other side
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of the clearing with nothing more than white dust.
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And then, as Maila grabbed another bag of flour, a pounding to the right
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approached.
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A large branch on a tree to their immediate right snapped off like a twig.
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The tree shuddered, and then Katrina was hurled toward the clearing, her
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bow and arrows flying to the side. Darla swung both knives in
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the direction of where Katrina stood,
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which elicited an otherworldly howl of pain and the guardian
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retreating.
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Maila scanned the direction of the thudding steps, and then she saw it,
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a smudge of white dust hanging in the air like a flat pane of glass.
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She smiled. Her first toss was in the direction of the guardian after all.
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It was just too far back to be covered with the dust.
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Still smiling, Maila hurled the other bag.
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The accursed beast, however, pounded back to their right, and the flour once again
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filled the clearing with no guardian beneath it.
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"So you are smart," Maila thought as she grabbed the third and final bag
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of flour.
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She had little time to ponder this new information as a glancing blow tossed
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her to the ground in front of the cart.
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She looked up at the bit of flour hanging in the air and prepared to receive a
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crushing blow when there was a thwack and then another howl of pain.
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An arrow protruded from the center of the flour a few feet from her.
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It swung back toward the clearing, and the guardian again moved toward
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Katrina.Dala quickly grabbed the flower from Maela's side and heaved
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it at the retreating arrow. The last bag exploded in midair, filling the
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clearing again, but this time with the distinct outline of the guardian.
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The short pause the beast took to assess what was happening proved its
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undoing. Dala had time to quickly unsheathe her knives, and she
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tossed them with precision. Thunk, thunk, and the beast
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once again howled in pain. Turning and stumbling toward Dala,
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it took a step.
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Whack, a Catrina arrow hit home. It stumbled forward.
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Whack, another arrow in the center of its back, and finally a killing
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blow from Dala as her final throw ended with a knife protruding from the
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center of the guardian. It stumbled to its left, collapsed to a
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knee, and then fell on its side. Maela and Dala ran to
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Catrina, who was sitting while leaning on her arm.
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Her bow and arrows were scattered to her side.
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She looked fine, and smiled as they approached.
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Tha- thank you,
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she said, a wheeze to her voice. She gasped a bit for breath after she
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said it.
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Are you okay?
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Maela asked as she and Dala knelt next to her.
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I think I have a few broken ribs, and it's a bit difficult to breathe.
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She coughed and then smiled again.
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But I'll see Prosper soon.
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Maela helped her up, which elicited groans of pain, but Catrina was
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steady on her feet.
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I'll be fine,
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she repeated as Dala reached out to hold her arm.
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She looked at Maela.
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You were struck as well.
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Are you okay?
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I'm just bruised,
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Maela replied, which was true enough, although she too felt pain in her
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side. The guardian appeared to have large fists as hard as stone.
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They gathered everything up. Catrina couldn't carry her bow, so that
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was added to the cart. They continued forward, finding the journey much
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easier. The clearing they had stopped at turned out to be the beginning of a path
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that led to Prosper's cabin prison.
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As the cabin came into view, Catrina abandoned any pretense of caring
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for her injuries and half ran, half stumbled forward.
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As Maela and Dala arrived, the door to the cabin opened and Catrina
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fell into Prosper's arms, his face full of shock.
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He quickly let her go and steadied her, looking her up and down.
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She said something, and he looked over at Maela and Dala.
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He waved them forward as he helped Catrina into the cabin.
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Leaving the cart near a fire pit, Maela grabbed Dala's arm.
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We will be home soon.
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Maybe not soon,
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she replied, turning to Maela and pulling her into a hug, adding in
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a whisper in her ear.
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But soon enough.
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They introduced themselves and outlined their goal of returning to Ness.
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Prosper appeared excited about the prospect, but it quickly became clear that he really
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only cared about one thing: Catrina.
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Maela had a hard time figuring out if he was suspicious of her and Dala,
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or if he was simply completely focused on Catrina.
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As they sat down at his simple table, Maela started to understand it was
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possibly both.
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Prosper's supplies were minimal, and the four of them nibbled on carrots as they
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talked. Prosper's chair was pulled out and he held his hands over
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Catrina's side.
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As a guard, we're taught mostly spells of violence,
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but we're also taught elementary healing spells,
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which we use in the field when someone is injured.
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He spoke as his hands were steady, and he looked like he was focusing on something
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else.
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I cannot bring someone back from near death,
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but I can heal broken bones and even deep gashes.
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He stopped talking and closed his eyes.
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Maela whispered, trying not to interrupt him but full of curiosity.
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Are you casting a healing spell now?
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Yes.
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At points, Catrina would groan in pain, but otherwise nothing seemed to have
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changed, until Prosper leaned back and sighed.
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I lost something important of our past,
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he said to Catrina.
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but you are healed.
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Catrina smiled and rolled her chest left and right.
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Thank you, my love. I will remember it for both of us.
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What do you mean?
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Dala asked, although Maela was about to ask the same thing.
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Catrina looked at Prosper, who shook his head, and then replied.
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She is healed.
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That is all you need to know.
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Changing the subject, he slid his chair to face the table and stated.
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We will leave tomorrow for the Southern Gap.
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What is the Southern Gap?
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It's a small valley that leads to a cave.
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The cave leads to an opening to Dragon Road.
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Is it defended?
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It won't be after tomorrow,
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Prosper replied grimly, before turning and asking Catrina for
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updates about her life since they parted.
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Maela could not help but worry. Prosper not only didn't appear to
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hesitate to resort to violence, but he also appeared to think he was now running
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things. She had dealt with too many personalities to not trust her
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instincts, so she decided to challenge him.
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We will leave in two days. We should assess our supplies and perhaps see if we can gather more food.
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Prosper turned to Maela and replied.
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You can leave in two days.
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We leave tomorrow.
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And with a lack of regard that bordered on contemptuousness, he
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ignored Maela and Dala and returned his attention to Catrina.
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(instrumental music plays)