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(dramatic music plays) The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Episode 118:
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Questions and Answers.
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You're a terrible thief, you know that?
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Reylan wasn't so much frightened as shocked.
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He quickly rolled over in bed, fully awake now,
and reached for the letter opener
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on the nightstand that he intended on using as a
semblance of a weapon while
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imprisoned.
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It wasn't there. He shuffled back in bed to a
sitting position, and
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wiped his eyes as he looked out to the source of
the voice.
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A woman sat in a chair that had been pulled up to
the base of his bed.
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She was wearing an elegant red dress, and was
spinning his letter opener in one of
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her hands.
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She had jet black hair, and a round, pretty face,
the kind that Reylan
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always saw in the upper quarter, but never down in
the flats.
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Her skin was very pale. A corner of her mouth was
turned up in an amused
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smile. Who, who are you? Reylan pulled the
blankets up
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over his thin night clothes.
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That's a good question, but I think there are
others you should be asking first.
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Why don't you try again?
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Reylan was immediately reminded of Mela's
sarcastic replies to
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his questions when Mela had surprised him in a
similar way.
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He had no patience for that, so he decided not to
play this woman's
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game. Guard, someone has snuck into my room.
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The woman pouted, but it was far from cute.
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My goodness. You have someone who snuck into your
cell and is talking to you, and rather
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than think of this as a means to escape, your
first thought is to
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call your jailer?
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Reylan didn't quite know how to reply, and the
woman continued.
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And you call this your room and not a prison?
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The woman shook her head.
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You're an even worse thief than I thought.
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Reylan grit his teeth. Much like Mela, the woman
was
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maddening, but she somehow made good points as she
insulted him.
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He took a deep breath and decided it would make
the most sense to talk to this woman.
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There was too much he didn't know, and before he
could make a decision, he would have to know
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more. The first question he had was... Where is
the guard?
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The woman smiled in apparent delight.
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That wouldn't have been my first question, but
it's a good one.
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The guard is currently resting outside your door.
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He won't disturb us unless I call for him.
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The woman leaned forward and waved the letter
opener at Reylan.
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Next question.
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Why are you here?
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Another good question, and directly related to the
question, "What do you want from me?" So
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let's tackle both of those questions, shall we?
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I am here because you are the Guildmaster thief of
Ness, and I've been waiting for your arrival
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for quite some time.
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What do I want from you?
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Well, that's a long and complex answer, but let me
just say that I'm here to help you
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achieve Pietro's goals.
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So, an ally, Reylan thought. And clearly a
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skilled and even dangerous one.
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Why should I trust you?
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The woman seemed almost delighted.
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You are getting the hang of this.
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You can't trust me, of course. I must earn your
trust.
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Reylan thought over what to ask next about his
current situation,
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but all he could think of was the woman's comment
about Pietro's goals.
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Vilhelm had said Pietro's goal was to open the
trade routes, but Vilhelm
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had also tossed him in prison.
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You mentioned helping me achieve Pietro's goals.
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I don't know what Pietro's goals are.
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He left no guidance to Allard or in writing.
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The woman nodded.
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Yes, that is the key question. What are those
goals, and
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how can you and I work to achieve them? But that
is not a question I can answer.
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Try again.
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'She is hiding something,' Reylan thought, but he
was fully
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awake now and he was getting a handle on his
visitor, so he decided to
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circle back to the question later. To buy time,
Reylan asked an
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obvious question that had been top of mind for
him, as he came from a city where
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color defined your role in life.
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Why do you wear red? The woman looked unsettled
for the barest of
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moments, but then answered.
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It is but a color. We don't tie colors to guilds
or status in Gautland.
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'She is lying. The color red means something.'
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Reylan filed those thoughts away. You said I'm a
terrible thief.
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Why would you say that? You came upon me asleep.
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In the wardrobe, there are small metal rods for
securing things to your clothes.
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They can be used as lockpicks. You're on a higher
floor, but if you look out your
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window, you would see means of escape.
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You haven't even engaged with your guards about
discovering any weakness they have. And finally...
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The woman rolled her eyes.
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There is a lockpick set in one of the drawers in
the study.
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The comments hurt, but Reylan didn't want to show
it.
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The Thieves Guild in Ness is more than just
picking locks.
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Oh, I know all about the Thieves Guild in Ness.
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Be that as it may, you should know the tools of
your guild.
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Pietro was the best lockpick in Ness.
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Did you know that?
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So the woman was not just aware of Pietro, she
knew
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details about him. Reylan filed that away for a
later question.
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His immediate interest was her expressing
knowledge of the politics of the Thieves
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Guild in Ness.
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Do you work for Vilhelm?
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"I do not, but he is well aware of me."
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Not knowing what to ask, Raylan just tossed out,
"Are you a
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thief?" Raylan considered it possible that in one
of his visits,
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Pietro had built a network of thieves in Gautland.
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In fact, the moment he asked the question, he was
certain it was true.
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"That is a simple question with a very complicated
answer."
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She tapped her chin and then smiled.
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"It is my turn to ask you a question. Are you the
heir of Pietro?"
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Raylan immediately assumed it was a trick
question, but not seeing any
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possible way that his answer could create
problems, he answered, "I
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am.
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I am the Guildmaster Thief, and I am the successor
to Pietro."
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"Indeed, you are.
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I am also the heir of Pietro."
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Ah, so he did set up a presence here, perhaps its
own Thieves' Guild, and this
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woman is the Guildmaster Thief. Raylan stole a
glance at the woman's hand,
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and there it was, a simple ring with a blank
stone, a guild seal
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identical to the one on his own finger.
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Sitting in bed, Raylan could do little more than
nod his head in respect.
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"I was not expecting this, but I'm glad to hear
it.
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I salute you, fellow Guildmaster Thief." The woman
looked confused for a moment,
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and then burst out in laughter.
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" (laughs)
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I am so sorry. I can understand now why you would
think that, but I assure
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you, I am not the Guildmaster Thief."
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Raylan's confusion must have been obvious, as the
woman stopped laughing and
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held a hand over her heart.
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"I am
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Pietro's granddaughter."
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