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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Season 3.
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Episode 39.
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Six Armies.
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They weren't armies, not really, but they weren't mobs of people either.
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They were all organized with a singular mission.
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"Armies it is," Rafe thought as he looked out from the
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Thieves Tower balcony.
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The fact that everything was so clear from his spot miles away was almost
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magical. "Who am I kidding? Of course, it's magic."
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The reality was so obvious, Rafe spoke the words out loud even though he was alone.
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He'd learned much over the past few weeks, and even the things that weren't written down
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were as clear as ink on paper.
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Magic infused the Thieves Guild. Magic was the
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Thieves Guild.
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The tower was the most obvious example.
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It was massive, and while far from the city across the river, it still should have been
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as clear as the mountain, but it was so well-camouflaged as to be
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invisible,
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camouflaged by magic.
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And the balcony upon which Rafe stood was another piece of magic.
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By all indications, it was simply well-crafted stone, but if you wanted to
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see something within the city, really see something, it somehow was
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just within sight.
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Not like one of the extremely rare spy glasses where you could focus on the
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distance. More like a vision from the distance that was just close enough that
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you knew what was happening.
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Such was the case as Rafe surveyed the war spread across the city.
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There was the Thief army, driving into the rear forces of the Outlanders
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after having emerged from the Gate Sewer.
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Within the city were the Harvest Guild members, overwhelming the
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Outlanders through pure desperation.
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And in a surprise to Rafe, the Merchant Guild had sent forces, which
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were squeezing the Outlanders with the Harvest Guild members like a vice.
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And then there was the wall, forces of White rushing from left to right,
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and forces in brown marching from right to left.
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The only guild missing was the Craft Guild.
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Rafe couldn't find them anywhere within the city, even with the assistance of
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magic.
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There was a flash of red near the Great Gate which drew Rafe's attention.
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Red? Who would be wearing the red of the Magic Guild?
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Rafe peered ahead, but it was gone. Was there an Outlander in
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red? Now that would have been interesting.
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What secrets were there in Gautland, in Calysto, and the other
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cities no one had visited in centuries?
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Turning from the balcony, Rafe walked back toward his quarters.
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As much as the unfolding violence would change the city of Ness, it wouldn't
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even begin to affect things as much as the mysteries that Rafe had discovered
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hidden in the many books.
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One mystery most of all, one that even Rafe was struggling to believe:
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Quiet old Pietro was much more than anyone had ever thought.
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They wore black and swarmed out of the sewers like rats, covered in filth,
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with the only color to be seen being the white of their teeth behind vicious snarls.
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To his delight, Wilhelm's forces had easily marched into Ness, but now,
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as he and his rearguard passed the gate, a large force attacked,
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crawling from dark holes with grates removed.
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Wilhelm was surrounded by his personal guard, and his heavily armed and well-trained
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men repulsed the attack despite taking heavy losses.
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"Into the city. The thieves will scurry into dark corners to attack again.
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We must get to the open terrain beyond the gate." His men escorted Wilhelm
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deeper into the city, down the paved road that was all too familiar to
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him, as it was the same road that entered his own city.
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At this point, Wilhelm realized he was in dire straits.
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Knights in black upon the wall rained arrows upon them, and the road full of bodies made
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it clear that his invading force had faced similar death from above.
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His only hope was to move out of range of the archers. "Don't stop.
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Follow the road along the river. We will sweep into the city and establish defensive positions.
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Captain?" Wilhelm addressed the captain of his personal guard.
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"The thieves in black will return. Guard our rear."
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Wilhelm had a vague plan of taking the entire city and repulsing the rangers
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and knights that were amassed in the outer fields.
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He immediately saw a major mistake in his plan: the city behind the wall
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was huge,
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much larger than he anticipated. He would need to establish a position within the
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city and do it quickly. His force moved forward, and as they
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left the gate and wall behind, they started to catch up to the main invading
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force. Wilhelm stood up in the stirrups of his great horse, peering
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ahead. A messenger was running toward him.
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He sat down and impatiently waited.
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"Crown, a force in green has stopped our advance."
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"Are they well-armed? The knights here wear white and black."
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"They are not.
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They bear clubs and pitchforks, but they are countless.
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They came across a giant bridge like insects and attacked from everywhere.
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More were coming as I left to inform you."
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Wilhelm shook his head. He should have considered that desperate citizens would
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provide a defense, even if the Rangers and Knights were off at the outer fields.
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His two needs came together. They had to establish a defense
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and they had to secure their forces in a way to make attack difficult.
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"We shall establish a defense there."
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Wilhelm pointed to his left and the part of the city that was clearly full of
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homes and cottages. He could see the ravages of a great fire and even
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smell the smoke that was ever present.
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But there were many blocks of houses that were untouched by flames.
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Perhaps he could take advantage of an empty part of the city recovering from
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disaster. "Yes," Wilhelm thought. A well-armed force
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could establish a base within the residential area, and then he could send out
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scouts to look for ways to halt any eventual attack by the Rangers or Knights.
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As word spread among the Outlander forces that they were to turn from the road and
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into the lower quarter, loud shouts came from somewhere among the houses.
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And then the oddest thing happened. A large and well-armed force
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in blue rushed from behind and among the houses and slammed into
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Wilhelm's forces,
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only to be joined by shouts from behind, where the force in black renewed its
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attack.
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Green in the front, blue to the left, black to the rear and a raging
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river to the right, Wilhelm knew he only had one chance.
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"To the Knight Tower. We must find our way in to take the wall."
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The wall would be easy to defend, and if nothing else, Wilhelm could rain
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death upon the city that cursed his people's existence for as long as anyone
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could remember.
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Rogers knew Dervish. Everyone knew Dervish.
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He was a cranky old man, but one of the few merchant guild captains that
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people liked. He enforced order and oversaw the merchant tower with an iron
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fist, but he was fair.
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So when Dervish approached Rogers from behind along the North Road
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with a truly impressive force of merchant knights, he knew what he had to
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do.
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Rogers checked his outfit. He looked awful, but there was no real
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visible green, which was more important than him looking impressive.
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In fact, he looked in sad shape, perhaps like he had just been in
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battle.
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Luckily, Dervish didn't know Rogers.
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Dervish's force was on foot and he paused as Rogers waved his arms.
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"What is your name, young man?"
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He looked Rogers up and down. "You have seen battle." "Yes,
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sir. My name is Rogers. I was there when the Outlanders breached the gate.
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I held ground, but it was hopeless. I fled on foot to find help." "Help is here.
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What guild do you call home?" "I am a merchant like you, sir.
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A modest shop in the flats." "Well met, guild mate." Dervish called over his
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shoulder. "Get this man a cloak and some arms.
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You will join us." It was a command, not a request.
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"I will happily defend Ness, sir." Rogers looked around.
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"But where are the Knights,
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sir?" "They have betrayed Ness." "The craft guild guards?" "The same.
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Guild Master Karch informed Guild Master Orion of the invasion and Orion ordered his
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men to ignore it.
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They are ferrying men into the upper quarter."
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Dervish spat. "They appear more interested in defeating the Harvest Guild than defending the
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city."
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There was loud grumbling from behind Dervish after he spoke.
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Guild Master Karch.
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Now that's interesting, Rogers thought. "But enough dawdling.
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Do you have any guidance on where the force may be?" "I recommend we leave the North Road
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and cut to the Thruway and head toward River Road through the flats.
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We will be well hidden and the force won't expect to be attacked from a difficult-to-navigate residential
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area."
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Dervish nodded. "That's a wise plan, Rogers. Stay with me.
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We will do as you say and surprise these vile Outlanders from the cover of the flats."
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Dervish then added, almost to himself.
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"And then we will do the same to the Knight and craft guilds."
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Raylin had to give Rebecca credit. Despite her regal nature and arrogant
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bearing, she waded through the shit and piss of the sewers without complaint,
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and indeed seemed unbothered by the smell.
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When Felos held up his hand at the large sewer grate near the Great Gate, Rebecca
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unsheathed a long knife that must have been hidden under her black dress.
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"They are still passing through the gate.
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We will await the last of the forces and then attack from behind."
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Everyone nodded. Rebecca turned to Raylin.
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"Have you ever killed anyone?" "No."
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Rebecca seemed nervous, and Raylin couldn't tell if it was from excitement
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or uncertainty or fear. "You have?" "Only
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people I have known."
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Raylin was too stunned to reply. People was plural.
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She had killed multiple people, and only those she had known.
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What did that mean? Before he could even consider a follow-up question,
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Felos shouted, "Now."
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The grates came down and their forces rushed forward.
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"It is but difficult only the first time, dear Raylin.
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But then you realize your actions are for the greater good and it becomes
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easier."
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She smiled at him, and it wasn't the sarcastic smile or arrogant
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smile he was used to. It was one of warmth and understanding.
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"Be strong. This will be over soon."
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And with that, Rebecca rushed out, Raylin following close
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behind.Carol Miller, old but not frail,
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rushed over the great bridge wielding a shovel.
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She was not as fast as the young ones nor as strong as the field workers.
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She simply picked apples. She didn't even carry the baskets to the
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wagon. She was a modest apple picker, but modest or not,
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she was from an old and respected family and was proud of her guild and loved
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her city. So she grabbed a shovel and joined the force that was racing
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across the great bridge to attack the invading Outlanders.
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She thrilled at the enormous wave of green, the thousands of people that
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the other guilds had forced into the Old Quarter.
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Yes, even this elder Harvest Guild member from the Inner Fields
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now called it the Old Quarter.
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Those people forcibly escorted in large groups over days were now
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rushing back across the bridge in an enormous force, all at the same
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time. The river of green filled Carol with pride.
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She was older and still should have had many years left in her, but she knew the
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cost. She was most likely going to die.
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It was a decision she was at peace with.
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Dying on a ladder against an apple tree or in a bed with an illness didn't seem quite
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so worthwhile as being part of this river of green.
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A river of green. What a lovely thought it is to be one with a
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flowing river. And as she approached the horrific sounds of battle ahead,
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she grimly smiled and gave out a snarling shout of her own.
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This wasn't just a river of green. It was a raging river,
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dangerous to anyone who dared to attempt to tame it.
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When Sax first heard of the Ranger Guild betrayal, he grinned.
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He never liked that whiny little Quinto, who seemed to obsess over pointless
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details when all he had to do was kill whoever approached the city.
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Simple, bloody and gets the point across.
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Sax was now personally going to do the same thing to Quinto and his weakling
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forces.
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Yes, they had taken the night watch, but they had the element of surprise and the
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night watch was historically lightly defended.
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Such a victory would be Quinto's last.
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When Karch personally delivered the message that the Harvest Guild and Rangers were
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amassing in the Upper Quarter but the trader's bridge was destroyed,
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Sax's plan was simple: use every boat on the river to get his forces
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into the Upper Quarter.
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It would be a mighty mission and Sax was certain he would be celebrated far into the
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future for his decisiveness.
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And Karch even noted that there was an Outlander incursion, but the merchant
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guards would helpfully handle it.
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Of course there was. The cowardly rangers had abandoned their posts.
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The Outlanders would be foolish not to raid at this time.
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Sax was grateful for Karch and the merchants for leaving him alone to handle
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the rangers.
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As Sax made his way up the tower steps, he could hear the screams of battle from the
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gate and grinned again. Outlanders dying always made him
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smile.
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He patted the hilt of his enormous sword.
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He would personally retake the wall.
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The corridors were wide but still restricting to a force.
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His idea was simple but would be brutally effective.
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He and John and his personal guard would just march forward, killing every
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ranger in their path.
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Sax climbed the tower steps to the top of the wall with John beside him.
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He was perhaps a little heavy in the middle, but Sax was still strong as
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an ox. So what that he had to catch his breath at the top?
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In the heat of battle, his sword would shatter shields.
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"I had forgotten how long this damn wall is, John."
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It had been hours of marching and walking.
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"Aye." John looked tense as they peered ahead.
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Nothing but a barren corridor ahead of them.
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The march was so long that for the first time Sax noticed two odd
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things about the battlements on the wall.
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The first odd thing was that they were on both sides of the wall, providing
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protection to attacks not just from outside, but inside as well.
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But the oddest thing about them was that they were capped with stone projections that
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acted almost like a shield above the wall.
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It was as if the wall needed protection from attacks from above.
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Before Sax could give the matter more thought, however, one of his men shouted.
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A group in brown in the far distance was approaching. "What foolish men, eh, John?
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Thinking they can defeat our broadswords and iron with their puny daggers and wooden shields?"
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But John couldn't answer. He'd fallen to the ground, the feathered end
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of an arrow protruding from one of his eyes.
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