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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.
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✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr
Production Note
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00:00:00 --> 00:00:22 Music.
00:00:22 --> 00:00:26 The battering ram boomed against the main doors of Craft Tower,
00:00:26 --> 00:00:29 the sound a dull, impotent thud.
00:00:29 --> 00:00:32 It had been booming for the better part of an hour.
00:00:33 --> 00:00:37 Smoke choked the air along Merchant Avenue, but it wasn't from victory fires.
00:00:37 --> 00:00:43 It was from the Craft Guild's own forges from deep inside the Craft Complex,
00:00:44 --> 00:00:50 where they'd hastily thrown together barricades of metal and superheated stone behind the thick wood.
00:00:51 --> 00:00:57 The attack had stalled. Jasper crouched behind a tipped-over mason's cart,
00:00:57 --> 00:00:59 the shouts of his men lost in the din.
00:01:00 --> 00:01:05 Karch had given him a simple order, bring him Orion, alive or dead.
00:01:06 --> 00:01:12 But Karch hadn't accounted for the sheer stubbornness of craftsmen defending their home.
00:01:12 --> 00:01:18 They couldn't win, but they could make the cost of victory impossibly high.
00:01:18 --> 00:01:24 One of the guards, his face slick with sweat and grime, slammed his sword onto
00:01:24 --> 00:01:26 his shield. This is hopeless.
00:01:26 --> 00:01:30 We need to pull back, regroup. They'll pick us apart from above out here.
00:01:30 --> 00:01:37 The man pointed to the tower, rising above, where archers were doing just that.
00:01:37 --> 00:01:41 Jasper ignored him. His eyes weren't on the main gate.
00:01:41 --> 00:01:45 They were tracing the line of the tower's broader first-floor complex,
00:01:45 --> 00:01:50 and eastern wall that framed it, down to where it met the sewer grates and the
00:01:50 --> 00:01:53 wide, stinking mouth of a refuse chute.
00:01:53 --> 00:01:59 It was a straight drop into the tower's underbelly, designed for dumping slag and waste.
00:01:59 --> 00:02:05 It was also, he wagered, designed with the assumption that no attacking force
00:02:05 --> 00:02:07 would be mad enough to use it as an entrance.
00:02:08 --> 00:02:15 The men respect me because when I lead them into danger, I'm the one in the lead, he had told Karch.
00:02:16 --> 00:02:20 He never imagined he'd be leading them through literal garbage. Follow me.
00:02:21 --> 00:02:26 Jasper's voice cut through the chaos. We're going in through the shit.
00:02:26 --> 00:02:32 The chute was a vortex of noise and filth, a near-vertical slide that ended
00:02:32 --> 00:02:38 in a bone-jarring drop onto a mountain of refuse in a cavernous basement chamber.
00:02:38 --> 00:02:42 Jasper landed first, his boots sinking into a slurry of ash,
00:02:43 --> 00:02:46 broken pottery, and something wet and foul.
00:02:46 --> 00:02:51 He rolled, came up with his sword in hand, and waved his men down.
00:02:51 --> 00:02:57 They poured from the chute behind him, a chaotic avalanche of blue-cloaked guards
00:02:57 --> 00:02:59 gasping in the stench-filled dark.
00:02:59 --> 00:03:01 This was the moment of truth.
00:03:02 --> 00:03:07 The chute led from the tower, but was there direct access to the lower complex?
00:03:07 --> 00:03:12 As Jasper's eyes got used to the dim light, they began to water.
00:03:12 --> 00:03:17 The stench was horrible, and the whole room made his eyes burn.
00:03:18 --> 00:03:21 As he peered around, however, he discovered two things.
00:03:21 --> 00:03:27 The garbage was shoveled and tossed into yet another deep and wide hole on the
00:03:27 --> 00:03:32 other side of the room where he fell, which appeared part of some natural cavern opening.
00:03:33 --> 00:03:36 From his vantage, it appeared bottomless.
00:03:36 --> 00:03:41 Where did that lead? He assumed it led to some natural sewer,
00:03:41 --> 00:03:45 which took it to the great river, and from there far from Ness.
00:03:45 --> 00:03:51 The second thing was that there was a large iron sliding door that led to the tower complex.
00:03:52 --> 00:03:54 It was as he had hoped.
00:03:54 --> 00:03:59 This was how the bulk of the tower's garbage was removed, through that door.
00:03:59 --> 00:04:05 He pointed, through the door. It wasn't even locked, which wasn't much of a surprise.
00:04:06 --> 00:04:12 It opened to a massive pile of still-hot slag, shit, piss, and rotting food.
00:04:13 --> 00:04:18 Why would you possibly need to guard a door that was already guarded by a pile
00:04:18 --> 00:04:20 that made you cough and your eyes water?
00:04:21 --> 00:04:26 The craft guild guards in the basement were old or green, expecting to fight
00:04:26 --> 00:04:30 off rats from the garbage pile, not a flood of soldiers.
00:04:30 --> 00:04:32 The clash was short and brutal.
00:04:33 --> 00:04:39 Steel rang against steel in the cramped space, the shouts of men echoing off the stone walls.
00:04:40 --> 00:04:44 Jasper fought with a cold efficiency, his sword a blur.
00:04:45 --> 00:04:51 He didn't waste movement. A parry, a thrust, a step to the side as a craftsman fell.
00:04:52 --> 00:04:56 He was not a brawler like Sax. He was a predator.
00:04:57 --> 00:05:02 They fought their way up a winding stone staircase, emerging into the workshops.
00:05:03 --> 00:05:08 Here, the battle became a maelstrom. Craftsmen, armed with smithing hammers
00:05:08 --> 00:05:14 and razor-sharp cutting shears, fought with the desperation of men defending their life's work.
00:05:14 --> 00:05:20 Sparks flew as swords glanced off anvils, the air filled with the coppery scent
00:05:20 --> 00:05:22 of blood mingling with the tang of hot metal.
00:05:23 --> 00:05:28 Jasper led the charge, his force a blue wedge driving through the yellow-clad
00:05:28 --> 00:05:32 defenders, leaving a trail of broken bodies in their wake.
00:05:33 --> 00:05:39 Behind him, he knew even more craftsmen were jumping into the pile of garbage to join him.
00:05:39 --> 00:05:44 By the time they reached the main hall, the battle was all but won.
00:05:44 --> 00:05:48 The remaining craft guards, seeing their tower breached from within,
00:05:49 --> 00:05:50 threw down their weapons.
00:05:51 --> 00:05:56 At the far end of the hall, standing before a simple wooden chair that Jasper
00:05:56 --> 00:06:00 assumed was what he considered his throne, was Orion.
00:06:01 --> 00:06:07 He wasn't cowering, he was sneering. Two of Jasper's guards grabbed the craft
00:06:07 --> 00:06:12 guildmaster, dragging him forward until he stood before their new captain.
00:06:12 --> 00:06:17 Orion didn't struggle. He looked at Jasper with a cold, analytical amusement.
00:06:18 --> 00:06:22 So, Karch's new dog has a bite.
00:06:22 --> 00:06:29 Kill the traitor, a merchant guard shouted from the back, his voice thick with rage.
00:06:29 --> 00:06:34 The merchants weren't fools. They knew that Larson had sacrificed their guild
00:06:34 --> 00:06:39 for his own ego, and that Orion, the man everyone thought of as simple-minded,
00:06:39 --> 00:06:43 had done the same in cold, calculated fashion.
00:06:44 --> 00:06:50 Another, a younger man with wide, kind eyes, countered, No, bring him to the guildmaster.
00:06:50 --> 00:06:53 Let him face justice, not murder.
00:06:53 --> 00:06:57 Jasper looked from the defiant Orion to the divided faces of his men.
00:06:58 --> 00:07:03 Bringing him to Karch was the order. It was the safe path, but he had left the
00:07:03 --> 00:07:06 door open, alive or dead.
00:07:07 --> 00:07:11 Karch would prefer Orion alive for his own devices and glory.
00:07:12 --> 00:07:20 Jasper killing him here, however, that was a statement. It was his victory, not Karch's.
00:07:21 --> 00:07:26 Orion must have seen the calculation in his eyes. he extended his hand,
00:07:26 --> 00:07:29 palm up, as if expecting to have it kissed.
00:07:29 --> 00:07:33 You are an intelligent young man. You see the board.
00:07:33 --> 00:07:38 Karch is a piece. He's always been a piece. Why do you think he was Larson's
00:07:38 --> 00:07:40 lackey? But me, young man, I am a player.
00:07:40 --> 00:07:47 Kill me, and you're just his tool. Let me go, and... Orion leaned forward.
00:07:48 --> 00:07:50 I will make you a player.
00:07:50 --> 00:07:54 He smiled, a thin, predatory line.
00:07:54 --> 00:07:58 Cut off a finger, a souvenir for Karch.
00:07:58 --> 00:08:04 Tell him you killed me and tossed me in the sewer. I will reward you tenfold when I return.
00:08:05 --> 00:08:10 Orion's hand hung in the air between them, a single finger now extended.
00:08:11 --> 00:08:14 Jasper stared at the outstretched hand, and then he laughed.
00:08:15 --> 00:08:19 It was a sharp, ugly sound that echoed in the suddenly quiet hall.
00:08:20 --> 00:08:23 The game was more amusing than he could have imagined.
00:08:24 --> 00:08:27 He leaned forward, echoing Orion's own movement.
00:08:27 --> 00:08:33 He looked at Orion's hand, then into his eyes. I will give you your freedom.
00:08:33 --> 00:08:37 A flicker of triumph sparked in Orion's gaze.
00:08:37 --> 00:08:39 But the trophy will be your hand,
00:08:39 --> 00:08:42 and your freedom will be yours to claim after I toss you in the river.
00:08:43 --> 00:08:50 Orion's defiant sneer finally broke, replaced by a flash of pure terror.
00:08:50 --> 00:08:55 Jasper nodded to his guards. They held him tight as the old man struggled and
00:08:55 --> 00:08:57 hurled curses and threats.
00:08:58 --> 00:09:02 Jasper waited patiently, his bloody sword in his hand.
00:09:02 --> 00:09:04 Place his arm on the floor.
00:09:05 --> 00:09:11 And with a single swing of his sword, he parted Orion's wrinkled hand from its arm.
00:09:11 --> 00:09:13 The old man screamed out in pain.
00:09:13 --> 00:09:15 Writhing in the guard's arms.
00:09:16 --> 00:09:18 Find his stump and wrap that for me.
00:09:18 --> 00:09:21 Jasper pointed to the hand lying on the floor.
00:09:22 --> 00:09:26 They dragged the guildmastercraft out of his tower, through the streets still
00:09:26 --> 00:09:31 thick with the smell of smoke, and to the banks of the North Fork.
00:09:31 --> 00:09:36 They passed the merchant tower, a parade of triumph, men cheering and smashing
00:09:36 --> 00:09:38 their swords against their shields.
00:09:38 --> 00:09:46 And the standard at their lead, An old, defiant man holding his handless arm against his chest.
00:09:46 --> 00:09:51 They reached the North Fork. The current was swift and deep.
00:09:52 --> 00:09:56 Without ceremony, Jasper grabbed Orion's arm.
00:09:56 --> 00:10:01 The old man struggled, his cold logic replaced by panicked pleading.
00:10:02 --> 00:10:05 Jasper ignored it all. I hope you can swim.
00:10:06 --> 00:10:10 He shoved the man toward a group of guards. Toss him in.
00:10:10 --> 00:10:15 Two guards grabbed him, and with a heave, threw Orion into the raging water.
00:10:16 --> 00:10:22 He surfaced once, his mouth open in a silent cry, before the current pulled him under.
00:10:23 --> 00:10:28 Jasper watched the spot where he had disappeared, the surface of the river already
00:10:28 --> 00:10:30 smooth and indifferent.
00:10:33 --> 00:10:37 Rogers stood on the imposing balcony of the Thieves' Tower once again.
00:10:37 --> 00:10:41 Everyone was gone, scattered by missions and circumstance.
00:10:42 --> 00:10:46 Raylan and his outlander girl were somewhere in the chaos of the upper quarter.
00:10:47 --> 00:10:51 Rafe was on a mad quest for books in the outlands.
00:10:51 --> 00:10:58 Allard. Allard was a ghost. A story whispered by those few who had seen him in the pit.
00:10:59 --> 00:11:03 Rogers felt the weight of his three captaincies, thieves, harvest,
00:11:04 --> 00:11:06 and now merchant, settle on him like a shroud.
00:11:07 --> 00:11:12 He was supposed to be picking up the pieces, but he wasn't even sure he could find them all.
00:11:13 --> 00:11:18 You told me to report to the Guildmaster thief, but there is no one to report to.
00:11:18 --> 00:11:22 He turned from the view and walked through Raylan's quarters.
00:11:22 --> 00:11:25 The place was tidy, organized.
00:11:25 --> 00:11:30 Someone was taking care of things. He made his way down the winding staircases,
00:11:31 --> 00:11:34 his footsteps the only sound in the cavernous tower.
00:11:35 --> 00:11:41 He had expected to find a skeleton crew, a holding pattern of a guild waiting
00:11:41 --> 00:11:42 for its leaders to return.
00:11:43 --> 00:11:46 What he found instead was life.
00:11:47 --> 00:11:53 He walked to the kitchens first. The smell of baking bread and roasting meat filled the air.
00:11:54 --> 00:11:58 Men and women in black bustled about, chopping vegetables, stoking fires.
00:11:59 --> 00:12:04 It was a smooth, efficient operation, feeding not just the tower's residents,
00:12:04 --> 00:12:08 but sending out wagons of food to the refugees in the old quarter.
00:12:08 --> 00:12:14 He continued to the stables. He half expected to see the young stablemaster,
00:12:14 --> 00:12:16 Bryn, looking overwhelmed.
00:12:16 --> 00:12:20 Instead, the stables were immaculate, the stalls were clean,
00:12:20 --> 00:12:22 the horses groomed and calm.
00:12:23 --> 00:12:28 Brynn was directing two new apprentices, her voice firm and confident.
00:12:29 --> 00:12:33 The stables, once a forgotten ruin, were now a model of guild efficiency.
00:12:35 --> 00:12:41 Wandering through the lower halls and the grand complex at the tower's base, he saw it everywhere.
00:12:41 --> 00:12:45 Harvest guild members were being integrated, not just housed.
00:12:46 --> 00:12:50 They were being put to work alongside thieves, mending clothes,
00:12:50 --> 00:12:54 repairing tools, tending to the sick.
00:12:54 --> 00:12:59 He had never expected to see another color than black in the thieves' tower,
00:12:59 --> 00:13:04 let alone Green diligently working and helping, as if they belonged.
00:13:06 --> 00:13:10 Guards ran drills in the courtyard, their movements sharp and disciplined.
00:13:11 --> 00:13:15 The abandoned tower was now a bustling, thriving community.
00:13:16 --> 00:13:21 Rogers had always seen Raylan as a reckless boy, an irresponsible miscreant
00:13:21 --> 00:13:23 who stumbled into power.
00:13:23 --> 00:13:29 He'd scoffed at Allard's faith in him. But this, this wasn't the work of a figurehead.
00:13:29 --> 00:13:33 An organization this functional didn't run on inertia.
00:13:33 --> 00:13:38 It required vision. It required a leader who knew how to put the right people
00:13:38 --> 00:13:42 in the right places and trust them to do their jobs.
00:13:43 --> 00:13:48 Maybe the boy had finally grown up. Maybe Allard had been right all along.
00:13:50 --> 00:13:53 His tour ended at the massive front gate.
00:13:53 --> 00:13:58 He watched as a group of harvest and thief children played a game with sticks
00:13:58 --> 00:14:02 and a leather ball, their laughter echoing off the ancient stone.
00:14:03 --> 00:14:06 For the first time in weeks, Rogers felt a sliver of hope.
00:14:07 --> 00:14:11 It was then he saw them approaching from across the ash fields,
00:14:11 --> 00:14:17 a man and a woman, walking with the exhausted gait of those who have traveled far.
00:14:18 --> 00:14:23 The woman was unfamiliar, but beautiful, with a warrior's bearing.
00:14:24 --> 00:14:28 The man was dressed in, was that, red.
00:14:28 --> 00:14:34 They picked up their pace as they saw the gate, the woman half supporting the magician.
00:14:34 --> 00:14:38 When they finally reached the entrance, the woman was breathless,
00:14:38 --> 00:14:44 her eyes wide with a look that was part fear, part awe. The road under the mountain is cleared.
00:14:45 --> 00:14:49 She said the words to Rogers, as if she had to tell someone this news,
00:14:49 --> 00:14:52 and he just happened to be the first person she met.
00:14:52 --> 00:14:55 He glanced at the mighty dragon's teeth.
00:14:56 --> 00:14:59 The road under the mountain was cleared. What did that mean?
00:15:00 --> 00:15:05 The man looked past her, his gaze fixed on the great black tower that loomed over them.
00:15:06 --> 00:15:12 His face was a blank mask, but his voice, when he spoke, was filled with a simplistic
00:15:12 --> 00:15:14 yet terrifying certainty.
00:15:15 --> 00:15:17 The wizard's worst fear is realized.
00:15:18 --> 00:15:22 He looked up at the tower, at the balcony where Rogers had just stood.
00:15:23 --> 00:15:27 They cannot hide from him anymore. We'll be back.
00:15:39 --> 00:15:47 Music.
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