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✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr
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(dramatic music plays) . Episode 98:
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The Guildmaster Ranger.
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Rogers had been a thief long enough to have a keen sense of perception.
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The sounds and movements in the open air of the plains were completely different
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than what he experienced in alleys, inns, and dark corners, but that didn't
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mean that he couldn't sense things.
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As Vilo led him along, the first thing Rogers noticed was that while there was no
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real path, Vilo followed a very specific pattern.
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He was moving in a general direction, and the twists and turns they took
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kept them among the shorter grass. Even if the path was more direct,
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Vilo would avoid it if it included brush that was higher than Rogers' knees.
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Rogers' first thought was that there was treacherous ground under the taller grass,
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but another thought changed his mind.
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They were in the middle of plains that led to the outer fields.
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Rangers should have been everywhere, but Rogers had seen none other than his escort.
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"They are hiding in the tall grass," he thought.
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They had walked briskly for about two hours, with Vilo speaking very little.
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"How much further?"
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"Not far. You'll see the encampment in the distance soon."
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"Why is the camp so far from the wall?"
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Vilo gave Rogers an "are you serious?" look, and then
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replied...
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"We hold back the outlanders.
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Keeping a lot of distance between them and the city is a good idea, no?"
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Rogers had not even considered the outlanders once they began their
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march. Of course he knew they were out there, and the Rangers were defending the
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city from them, but he never thought of them much while he managed the lower
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quarter.
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And out here, while walking with Vilo, he was more interested in their
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immediate environs. "Of course," was Rogers' rather
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embarrassed reply.
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The camp turned out to be a settlement that looked like a large village, made up
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of tents of all sizes. On the edge to the north were what appeared to be
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a fenced field and mobile stable with dozens of horses in tent
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stalls.
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Their path to the camp was no longer camouflaged, and it appeared to be well
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worn. While the camp was designed to move, it looked like it had been in
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its current location for a long time.
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Rogers found the Rangers unsettling.
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He had spent his entire life where color defined the person, no one
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mixed green with blue or yellow with white.
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At
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formal events, accent patterns displaying sub-guilds were acceptable,
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but a solid color with a solid cover just seemed wrong.
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Yet here were men wearing brown and green together.
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Others wore undyed leather with pale yellow shirts.
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The clothing of the Rangers appeared to serve two functions: practical
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lounging around the camp, where limiting your clothing to the Ranger Guild color of
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brown seemed entirely optional;
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and those who were leaving the camp for the plains, and their colors were used
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more to hide the Ranger in the brush or dirt than illustrate guild
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membership. In either case, solid brown seemed optional.
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Rogers was still wearing the green of his Harvest Guild disguise, and it
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elicited several comments from passing Rangers, all of them supportive and
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positive. Some of the comments referred to outer field raids that had slipped
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through, and Rogers realized that the Rangers assumed he was an
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emissary of the Harvest Guild captain of the outer fields.
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They reached a large tent at the center of the camp, and entry took a long time
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as Vilo answered question after question about his need to talk to Quinto.
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Most of the guards ignored Rogers as harmless.
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They eventually found themselves in a tent adjacent to the large tent,
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waiting for Quinto to call on them. The sun had already set after a wait
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of longer than an hour when they were called in, their path illuminated with
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torches. Rogers followed a Ranger through the small tent and into the
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bigger one. There was no ceremony or preparation, they were walked directly
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into a smaller section of the tent. It looked like an office with a desk, a
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few chairs facing it, and large flat pieces of wood held up
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by wooden bases that had maps and other papers secured on them.
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"Vilo, is it?" Quinto stood up. He was tall, but not as
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tall as Allard. He had jet black hair that reached to his shoulders, and a
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thick black mustache. That was another thing that Rogers noticed:
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mustaches without beards were very uncommon in Ness, yet they appeared
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plentiful out in the plains. Unlike his guild members, Quinto wore no
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other than his guild brown, with a brown cotton shirt tucked into brown
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pants made of a thin cloth.
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The pants were another rarity among the Rangers; most of them wore leather or
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thicker fabric.
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"Uh, thank you for seeing me, Guildmaster." Vilo bowed his head.
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"This is Rogers. He is from the Harvest Guild, and has troubling news
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from within the wall." Quinto peered at Rogers, and for the slightest of
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moments, Rogers had the sensation that Quinto knew he was a thief
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and not a true Harvest Guild member.
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But he smiled.
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... held out his hand, and said...
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Welcome to our camp, friend. (laughs) I hope Guildmaster Polo is well.
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You know, I hear every other guildmaster in Ness wants to assassinate him.
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As he shook Quinto's hand, Rogers was taken a little
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aback by the nonchalance of Quinto's view of Ness' politics,
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especially those involving an assassination.
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Still, it was the opening Rogers needed.
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It is dire, sir.
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Rogers then outlined the situation in Ness, going into great detail in
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explaining the deadly assault on the Harvest Guild neighborhoods in the flats.
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Am I to understand that you are saying the Knight Protectors stood idly by as merchant
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guild guards attacked a Harvest Guild neighborhood?
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It is worse than that, Guildmaster. As we fled through the sewers like rats, we knew of Knight
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Protectors launching an even more deadly assault that included cavalry.
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Has Sachs lost his mind? I'm guessing Lassen paid for his
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loyalty.
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Rogers was shocked at how casually Quinto could accept that Sachs had
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been bribed.
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I told the oaf to get a better deputy, someone who would challenge him and manage his men
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better,
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but he enjoys having the simple-minded mountain as his deputy because he had won
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every arms competition in the guild.
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Quinto spoke fast and seemed to do so more to enjoy hearing him tell
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his own story than for Rogers' benefit.
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As he spoke, Quinto scribbled on a piece of paper.
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There was a moment of silence when he finished speaking, but continued
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writing his note.
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Finally, he folded it, placed it in an envelope, and melted wax on it,
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closing it with his guild seal. While Quinto worked, Rogers
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thought of what he had said. It was all information that Rogers filed
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away in his head.
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John, the knight deputy guildmaster, was well-known to be stupid, but now
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Rogers knew why he got the job. He was untouchable in battle.
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That was something to share with Allard.
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Quinto stood up barely five minutes after their meeting had started and
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waved toward the door.
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Thank you again, Rogers. This was extremely valuable to me.
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Rogers had much more to share about Lassen and Orion and various
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other political machinations that he felt Quinto should know, but didn't know
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how to do so without offending the guildmaster.
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Um, sir...
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Looking to buy time and perhaps have Quinto sit down again, Rogers
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said...
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What can be done?
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With a smile, Quinto replied...
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We will depose my traitorous guildmaster.
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Rogers was so stunned, he had to stop as Vilo started to usher him out.
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Sachs?
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Of course, I've had issues with him for a long time,
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but this is too much.
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You will help me with this, Rogers.
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Things were moving fast, and Rogers did his best to stay aware of the
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various opportunities and pitfalls.
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How so, sir?
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You will take a note to your guildmaster. I need to talk to him.
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As I said, sir, he is unreachable in Harvest House.
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He will meet with me.
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Quinto said it with such confidence that Rogers knew it to be true.
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But I want him to think over a few things before I arrive.
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Quinto held out the envelope and note he had just written.
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You are to hand it to Polo or Esmer. No one else. I understand.
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Time is of the essence.
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Turning to Vilo, Quinto said...
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Go to the stables and take our two fastest horses.
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Escort Rogers to Harvest House. You will return with Polo's
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reply.
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Yes, sir.
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They were dismissed, and Vilo led Rogers toward the stables.
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He was far from his duties in the lower quarter, but he felt that this was an
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acceptable mission.
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If Quinto could join Polo in working against Orion and Lassen, the
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thieves would potentially be the difference in returning order to Ness.
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(dramatic music)