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The Thieves Guild
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by Jake Kerr.
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Episode 63:
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Under the Tower.
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The screech of the iron door wasn't loud, yet it pierced
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Vesper's skull enough to give him a sudden headache.
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The silence in the thief dungeon had been absolute.
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There were no drips of water, no scurrying animals, no creaking wood.
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Not even the moans of other prisoners, just terrifying silence.
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Standing up, Vesper prepared to meet Allard and the guild master thief.
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"Could Raylan actually be the guild master of this mysterious guild?"
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Vesper thought. He doubted it. He'd seen the guards, the
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invisible and potent defenses near the great bridge, and the work
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being done at the edge of the Ash Fields.
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Who in their right mind would trust that to the miscreant boy, Raylan?
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The words, "Here is the blade, guild master," preceded an approaching
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glow. Vesper stood at attention, his hands clasped behind his
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back as two figures appeared.
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Allard waved a hand toward Vesper. Walking next to him was Raylan,
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wearing typical guild master garb, with the stark exception of it being
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jet black. Stopping in front of the bars, Raylan nodded at Vesper.
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"What's your name?"
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"Vesper."
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Not knowing how this conversation could go, and well aware that Allard could
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kill him in an instant at the word of his guild master, Vesper decided to take
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great care in his responses.
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"You are the blade of the guild master craft."
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It was a statement, not a question, but Vesper answered anyway.
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He had already admitted as much to Allard, and starting with an obvious and yet
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difficult truth would go a long way toward eventually slipping past a subtle
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lie.
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"I am."
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Raylan nodded.
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"Why did you cross the river?"
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Vesper thought long and hard. He had told Allard he wouldn't answer any
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more questions without assurance of him coming to no harm.
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Could he make the same demand of Raylan?
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Allard seemed curious, whereas Raylan was inscrutable, standing
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there staring at him. He decided to share another dangerous truth for the
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simple reason that practically everything that would follow would be a lie.
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"I was on a mission to assassinate you."
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Raylan's only response was to nod his head slightly.
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Allard stood still, his hood covering his face and hiding his
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response.
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"You do realize that admitting this has sealed your death warrant."
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"I am more valuable alive than dead,"
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Vesper replied, keeping his voice calm despite the threat he just
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heard.
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"Doubtful, but I'm listening."
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Raylan smiled and Vesper saw worlds in that smile.
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It was the smile of someone who was utterly confident in his position, who
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knew his power and where he stood, and the smile of someone who would not be
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easily intimidated.
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"I will tell no more unless you guarantee my safety."
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"Ah, now this is interesting, is it not, deputy?"
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Raylan turned to Allard, ignoring Vesper's presence.
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"The prisoner has information to save his life, and yet to give us this
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information, we must promise to spare his life.
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I dare say that's a dubious claim."
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"Indeed, guild master."
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Vesper, who had spent his life with an extraordinary mastery over his nerves,
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and a focus that allowed him to do both amazing and unspeakable things,
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stammered...
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"I, I misspoke."
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Raylan turned to Vesper.
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"Go on."
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I will embrace a new plan, Vesper decided.
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I will tell you everything and will demand nothing in return but for some questions
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answered, for you are correct. I am in no position to demand anything, but I
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hope that you will hear the truth in my words and the sincerity in my heart as I
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conclude my comments.
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Raylan said nothing.
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Will you at least promise to be open to what I offer?
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"That, I can do.
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Ask your questions, and I promise whatever offer or ideas that you present to me,
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I will consider with an open mind."
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Vesper then outlined everything, from his belief that the merchant blade
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killed Guild Master Pietro, that Orion was working with Larsen to create
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an emperor of Ness, and that Orion was playing Larsen for the fool that he
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was.
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"Wait, are you telling me that Orion has been pretending to be dim-witted and
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oblivious this whole time, and that his goal is to assassinate Larsen at some point
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and to take over as leader of Ness?"
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"It is so."
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"You expect me to believe that? Orion is a
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lovable oaf."
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"Orion is the most dangerous man in Ness."
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"But if he was waiting for Larsen, why were you here trying to assassinate me?"
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Raylan seemed utterly transfixed by Vesper's story.
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"Orion feels Larsen is ineffective and inept.
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I was to make Larsen's job easier by killing you and dumping your body on the banks of the Great
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River."
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Raylan laughed.
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"You say that with such a straight face.
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How can I not trust your words when you speak them directly to me?"
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Turning to Allard, he asked...
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"What do you think, deputy?"
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"I never considered Orion as stupid as others have, but these words still
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surprise me.
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That said, I believe him."
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Turning back to Vesper, Raylan said, "So there you go.
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We believe you, Blade. So what are your questions? And what is this offer you have?
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It must truly be miraculous after hearing you are on a mission to kill me."
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"What is the Thieves Guild? What is your mission?" Vesper didn't
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have to fake the sincerity in his voice.
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Raylan paused, as if considering his words, and then replied,
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"We are the largest guild in Ness. We stand alone, and
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yet are part of every other guild.
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We live behind the scenes to provide shelter and food for those that are overlooked by
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their own guilds, even as we are hunted and killed for doing so."
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After a short pause, Raylan stated, an almost regal confidence
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in his voice, "We take so we can give." "I don't
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understand."
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Raylan looked at Allard, who spoke up, his deep voice seemingly
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penetrating the rock itself with its resonance.
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"Every guild has its lowest members.
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We take care of them, because their guilds do not." Vesper did not believe this.
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He had never heard of a guild turning its back on its members. "That is false.
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Guilds take care of their own." "Blade, your own guild includes those that repair the sewers under
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Ness,
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correct?"
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Vesper did not know this, but repairs of buildings and equipment were the Craft
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Guild's responsibility. "I assume so." "Do you know where
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those that clean the sewers live?" He was going to answer, "The flats," but he knew the answer
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was the Wretched Quarter. While most of those who crossed the great bridge to
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work were dirty Harvest Guild members, he knew that some of his guild members
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lived in the Wretched Quarter as well.
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"Across the bridge?" Allard nodded.
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"And how much are they paid for the unpleasant services they provide?" "Enough to eat
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and..." Vesper was going to say, "pay rent," but how much was rent in the
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Wretched Quarter? Were there even inns or places to rent?
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Did they possibly live in hovels? Vesper didn't know.
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"Live," was his eventual reply. "They are paid less than a
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crown for a week of work." "Ridiculous," Vesper replied.
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The amount was barely enough to pay for a day's worth of food.
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"Indeed, it is ridiculous," Raylan
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replied. "So we provide them the food and shelter they need.
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We do it by stealing food, clothing, and money from those that don't need it."
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"You steal from the rich and provide it to the poor?"
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Vesper replied, not quite believing that the thieves, the people that
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Orion had always taught him were evil and selfish, were actually
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generous and providing for those without.
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"Yes," was Raylan's simple reply. "So you rule all of the
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land on this side of the river?" "Yes. We man the walls and patrol the streets.
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It helps that the only way here is a single bridge."
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Raylan scratched his head. "Is that all?" "No, one more
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question. What do you plan to do with Larson and Orion?"
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Raylan peered at Vesper for a long time and then replied,
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"Nothing.
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Things seem stable.
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We have plans to further improve Ness, but they are subtle, and I will not share them
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with you."
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Raylan sighed. "We have answered your questions, so before you
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die, you said you had an offer.
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Now is the time to make it." "May I beg one last
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question?"
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Raylan nodded. "Do you have a blade?"
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Raylan looked disconcerted by the question, and Vesper wondered what it could
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mean. It appeared that the thieves did have a blade, but something had
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happened to him.
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He had started the conversation with two possible plans.
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The first was to offer himself as the blade of the guild master thief, but
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after Raylan's response, Vesper went with his second plan.
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"Let me spy for you. I will return to Orion and tell him that I couldn't find you.
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He will not be surprised. He knew the mission had a low chance of success.
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I will be included in all of his planning, which I will share with you." Raylan
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shook his head, which worried Vesper, but his reply was encouraging.
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"So you would betray your guild master to save your life?" "It
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seems like a reasonable trade, don't you think?" Raylan laughed at that.
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"For such as you, but I fear if you were to betray Orion, you would just as
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easily betray me. So why should I trust you?"
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Vesper took a deep breath.
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His life depended on this answer. "Because as I climbed over the wall to the ash
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fields, I was moved by those who were trying to reclaim the land.
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The tower above me is both majestic and hidden.
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That is how I see myself, hidden and yet powerful and majestic in my own way,
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if you may beg my arrogance. When I experienced the invisible defenses you
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have beyond the bridge, and the guards on the walls, I realized that something amazing
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was happening here."
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Vesper took a step forward. "What I saw was amazing.
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What you said was amazing. I am not blind.
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There is something both honorable and mysterious in what you are doing. I am not a fool.
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I know I have been working for an evil man.
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I yearn to work for a good one."
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Vesper lowered his head. "So my offer is this: forgive my devotion
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to an evil guild master so I may serve a good one."
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Raylan was quiet for a mere moment before replying, "Let me
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think on this."
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And without saying another word, he and Allard walked down the hall, the
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eventual grinding scream of the iron door a metaphor for what Vesper
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felt inside.He had a reprieve, but the uncertainty was as
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painful as a stab. When Allard returned alone three hours later,
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Vesper was sure his life was at an end.
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The ominous former knight paused in front of the door to Vesper's cell.
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"I have a question." "I will answer truthfully,"
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Vesper replied, letting hope creep into his heart.
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"Other than the obvious answer of saving your own life, what is the one thing
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about the Thieves Guild that makes you want to serve us?"
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Vesper knew that the best answer was to say helping the poor of other guilds
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or to provide aid to those in need, or any number of things that illustrated
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his dedication to the guild's mission.
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Yet the more he thought of the question, the more he couldn't shake the image of the
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huge dark tower at the base of the mountain.
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It drew him across the ash fields. He had to see it.
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It was as if the tower itself was reaching out to him.
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He felt a need to understand its mysteries and to climb its stairs and
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experience its view.
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It was as basic as that, and yet so much more.
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It was irrational, it made no sense, and it was the worst answer he could
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give, but that was how he replied. "The tower.
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The moment I saw it, I was filled with an unshakable desire to know more about it.
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It is Nessus' greatest monument, and yet it is hidden in plain sight."
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Stabbing himself in the chest with a finger, Vesper added.
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"Nothing about the thieves touches my heart as much as the tower itself."
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The next day, Vesper was at the west side of the Great Bridge.
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"We will contact you," his thief escort told him before
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disappearing into the crowd like a drop of rain into a river.
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Turning back to the southwest, Vesper looked at the great Tower of the Thieves,
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barely discernible even from there.
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He had fooled the thieves with a stupid story of some passing fancy.
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An impressive tower.
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Vesper couldn't even understand why he told the story, yet it was
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presumably one of the reasons he was released.
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As he crossed the Great Bridge, Vesper organized his thoughts for his report to
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Orion about the dangerous and previously hidden Thieves Guild.
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It was difficult to focus, however, for every few steps, Vesper would
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pause and look over his shoulder, glancing at the mysterious, impressive and
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nearly invisible tower in the distance.
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(instrumental music plays)